Colake ~ Journey to the Land of Cake

What

Cole's P.O.V
Me and Ash fell out of a portal and onto some snow. I poked my head out of the snow and looked at Ash in confusion. I wanted to ask him a few questions..1, why none of the content in this story makes any sense, 2, why is Cakette a professional booty-shaking cake, and 3, how did we get here?! "Wow, WE'RE LOST!" Ash yelled.. "I KNOW!" I screamed back. I then began to feel like we were missing something. Oh no... GRIFFIN! Where was he? I then set my vision out on a journey to find him, but it just wasn't no use.. "ASH!!" I began to cry, "Griffin w-was.."
"SPIT IT OUT!" He yelled.

"MURDERED! BY CAKETTE!" I yelled.

"WHAT."

"YEA!"

Ash then wrapped around his arms around me. I did the same. We then mourned for hours and hours.. His shoulders were wet with my tears.. "You know, e-even if you do s-smoke weed, I still love you..." I told Ash.

"Me too..." Ash replied, "Wait what?!"

"HELLO CHILDREN OF THE BLANKET LANDS!" Some guy's voice interrupted the moment, "IM LARRY THE SALMON GUY, DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU ON A MAGICAL RIDE TO THE LAND OF CAKE!!??"

Gosh, his voice made me cringe inside... I nodded my head and so did Ash. On his magical flying salmon, he pulled us up and began flying away. (fun fact; Admin's favorite food is salmon)

Shade's P.O.V
Somedays, I can't help it but to think of my little, unborn, daughter. I was sitting here with Shrek and Nya eating onions.. "Ciara..." I silently spoke. "Ciara?" Shrek heard. "Yeah, that's sorta what I plan naming her.." I said. "I never imagine you to have a kid, remember how avoidant you were at the Tournament of Elements?" Nya asked. I gave her a slight nod, it's because I can't get over what they did."

"Who's they?" Shrek asked me.

"The Malgun Tribe," I said, "When I was a little boy, they destroyed my village... Who knew that such allies of us, would go out and kill my mother?"

"FINALLY SOMETHING IN THIS STORY IS LEGIT!" Shrek yelled.

"Ahem," I looked over to him unamused.

"Sorry, go on."

"My mother was killed in the flames, and I never knew my father. Me and my brothers and sister were sent to live with my aunt, who later died of a rare disease..."

"Gee Shadow, I'm sorry.." Nya told me.

"No worries..."

"Shadow, you need to get rid of this lack of trust in everyone. I never did, because I was afraid..." Shrek told me.

"About what?! Losing everything?!" I asked with a stern glare.

"No! For being judged by how people see me! A hideous ogre. People tried to kill me too... When I met Fiona, she actually saw who I truly was... everyone's different."

Everyone remained quiet.

I plan on writing a story about Ciara soon ^^