Colake ~ Journey to the Land of Cake

Nya Meets Shrek

sigh... FML

Nya's P.O.V
Right now, I didn't know where I was... Based on the scene, I was sitting on a pink area of shimmering grass.. An hour ago, I have drank Traveler's Tea and went back to bed.. Now I have no idea where the hell I'm at. I got up and shot my vision towards the skies. The blue, cotton candy, skies.. I was somewhere I've never been in.. But looking at where I was, made me more grateful to live.. I don't need Jay! I need to be free! For hours I skipped through the this beautiful valley. Every time I touched the ground, I got so,e fresh air to breathe! But all of the sudden, I heard a mighty roar throughout the this edible playground... It was too loud to even cover my ears. What was that? Is it safe to be here? I wonder... Just then, I heard the sound again.. The second roar helped me to know where the loud noise came from. As it repeated, I began to run in the same direction.. I ran until I heard it the loudest I could. This led me to a cave made of nerds... The vines were all licorice.. I pulled them away from eachother and saw something I've never seen before.. A big man with green skin was sitting down with his back facing me.. Although I couldn't see his face, I know that he might of been upset about something... Because he was looking down... "Hello? Are you okay?" I asked the tall guy. "No," he began. He sounded like he had some sort of British accent. "What's wrong?" I decided to ask. "Well it all began when-" after he turned around, he cut himself off and got a angry look at me. "YOU'RE LORD FARQUAD!!" He spoke, stomping his gigantic ogre feet towards me. Just before he could grab my shirt, he leaned toward me and looked me in the eyes. I stared back into his eyes as well... His big, brown, ogre eyes.. We blinked at the same time. My eyes then sparkled looking at him... As they shimmered, he blushed. We then stepped away and looked away from each-other. I felt that same connection with him just as Jay... "I-I'm sorry," the man said to me. I accepted his apology. "Why are you angry again?" I asked again. He exhaled a loud sigh and looked at me. He walked back over to his rock and sat down.. "It all started in Meme-Ville, where we were all happily hating on Weeaboos and other annoying fandoms. We even started our own memes and they became viral asf. We always hated those cringy comments and butthurt 9 year olds," he began, "I was their king... Until I was overthrown by a racist guy named Donald Trump who appeared to be running for president. I lost everything because of that and then he became the new king of Meme-Ville."

"Wow I'm sorry...." I said.

"Apology accepted," he said, "what's your name?"

"My name is Nya," I told him.

"I'm Shrek," he replied.

"Much uniqueness in that name of yours," I complimented.

"Thanks..." He said, quite flattered, "do you like onions? Because I'll give you mine."
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"I like that..." I devilishly smirked.