Avengers: Preferences and Imagines

Snow Day: Christmas Series Part 3 of 3 (Avengers x Reader)

The last part of the Christmas Series with a surprise at the end :)

You expected to be awoken by sunshine like you had the morning before, but imstead, your eye's popped open to Tony slamming two cymbals together right near your head.

"What the hell Tony?! Isn't someone who's sound asleep at six o'clock in the morning a "do not disturb sign" on its own? Or do I need to hire Nat as my bodyguard?"

Tony put down the cymbals and started to yank you by your arm's out of your bed, much to your protests.

"No, Mom! I don't want to get up! I don't want to go to school! The teachers are mean and the lunch lady never wears a hairnet!"

"Come on, (Y/N)! Everyone else is already up and we need your help to make breakfast and help us decide what we're doing today!"

Clint heard you and Tony shouting from all the way down the hallway, but shrugged, ignoring the yelling and continued to walk down the hall, sipping his coffee and acting like nothing had happened.

After you had kicked Tony in the stomach and burrowed down deep beneath your covers, Tony threw his hands up in the air, accepting his defeat and leaving.

You smiled, staying in the warmth of your bed and hugging a pillow.

Just as you were about to drift off again, the sound of "Reveille", the military wake up song being played on the bugle, blasted through your room, and cymbals being banged together right near your head. You also thought you heard a kazoo, an electic guitar, someone smacking a wooden spoon against a pan, but you couldn't be sure because it was so damn loud.

You slowly stuck your head out of your little blanket cave, and saw Steve, Bucky and Sam all playing bugles, Thor smacking the cymbals together, Loki with a kazoo sticking out of his mouth and a frown on his face, Tony strumming an electric guitar with extreme enthusiasm, and Pietro running around in circles while banging a spoon against a pan. Bruce was shaking marracas in the corner wearing what looked like a pair of Tony's sunglasses.

"WAKE UP, (Y/N)! IT'S TIME TO FACE THE DAY! WAKE UP (Y/N) DON'T SLEEP THE DAY AWAY! (Y/N) DON'T BE SO DAMN LAZ-AYE! WE WON'T GO AWAY UNTIL YOU WAKE UP (Y/N) AYE! YEAAAHHHH!" Tony sang, or more like screamed, while doing a guitar solo.

You sat straight up in bed, mouth agape staring at the insane sight before you, and they didn't seem to be stopping any time soon.

Suddenly, Clint ran in with set of bongos, and began playing them, while Nat followed behind with Pepper and Wanda, all three of them playing triangles and singing along with Tony's obnoxious song, and Rhodey ran in wearing a sparkly tutu on his head and began throwing confetti everywhere.

You climbed out of bed and couldn't help but start cracking up at the sight before you, and jumped up in the air and began dancing around like a crazy person, grabbing one of Bruce's maraccas and jumping up and down on the bed.

"WHAT DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!"

Everyone stopped, and Loki drew out a long blow on his kazoo as it fell out of his mouth, and everyone stared at a very angry Fury at the threshold, his eye twitching in anger.

"Did you really think you could get away with having an extremely obnoxious sing and dance party at six o'clock in the morning?"

Everyone shook their head's, scared at what punishment Fury had in store, when he pulled out a harmonica and grinned widely. "And not invite me? Hit it Clint!"

Clint began playing his bongos, and soon enough everyone was cheering and dancing around the room once again, probably disturbing all of New York.