Avengers: Preferences and Imagines

(Imagine #10) Thor: How To Troll Tony

Requested by @LadyDork

"Tony, would you mind explaining what an 'Instagram' is?"

Tony sighed and then proceeded to tell Steve about how when you take a photo with an iPhone, you can post it on an app so other people can see it. Steve then asked what an app was.

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"Tony, how exactly do I get the toaster to surrender the poptart from its evil clutches before it chars it to a crisp?"

Tony rolled his eyes and pressed the "cancel" button on the toaster, and two blueberry poptarts ejected from the toaster. Thor caught them, then looked down at the two sugary breakfasts in his hands, then glanced back up at Tony.

"You are a wizard."

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"Tony, what's 'fleek'?"

Tony groaned and gave Steve an are you kidding me right now? look. He then told Steve to Google it. Steve tilted his head to one side.

"What's 'Google'?"

Tony put his head in his hands.

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"Tony, how do you change the TV channel? I am sick of watching Teen Mom."

Tony frustratedly snatched the TV remote out of Thor's hands and glared at him and Steve.

You watched from the doorway of the room, sipping coffee and laughing knowingly.

You, your boyfriend Thor, and Steve had been pranking Tony for a while now. Basically, Thor and Steve would act completely and utterly clueless as to the modern world, (even though, thanks to you, they had already had all their questions answered) and ask Tony stupid questions about what things were or how they worked or who Kim Kardashian was.

Tony still hadn't figured out that you three were pranking him. For a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, he really wasn't that bright. And he was damn gullible.

After a few minutes, you heard Steve gasp and saw him pointing at the TV in shock. "How is that lizard talking?!" He exclaimed, looking to Tony for an explanation.

It was a Geico commercial.

Tony threw up his hands. "That's it. I'm done! I'll be in the lab trying to figure out a way to filter the stupidity from this room." He stormed out, and when you heard the door slam you ran over to Thor and Steve, leaping over the back of the couch to sit in between them.

You punched Steve on the shoulder. "That was hilarious! 'How is the lizard talking'? Oh my god, that was absolute gold!"

Thor and Steve laughed along with you, escalating to a popcorn fight, then you arm wrestling Steve and losing, then you arm wrestling Thor and winning because you kissed him and made him lose focus. Pretty soon, you three were on your snapchat, taking selfies with the filters.

You held your phone out in front of you and stuck out your tongue, whilst Steve frowned goofily on your left, and Thor raised an eyebrow on your right.

"Selfie!" The three of you said.

You snapped the picture, then took a screenshot.

"You should post it on Instagram!" Steve told you.

"Be sure to tag us!" Thor added.

You laughed. "You guys sound like teenage girls but, yeah I will."

You opened up the Instagram app, and went to post the picture. "What should I caption it?"

"How about...'Super selfie! #selfie #squadgoals #thorwrotethiscaption'?"

You laughed and typed what Thor said into the caption box. Seconds after you posted it, the door suddenly flew open to reveal Tony, pointing his finger accusingly at you, Thor, and Steve.

"What is this?!" He exclaimed, thrusting his phone into your face, your post adorning the screen.

Thor leaned over your shoulder. "I believe that's an Instagram post, Tony."

"You should know. You're the one who explained to me what Instagram is," Steve chimed in.

Tony took one look at your smug face and pointed at you again. "You're behind this aren't you? This was all a trick!"

You smirked. "And you thought Thor and Steve were naive."

Tony opened his mouth as if he were about to say something, then closed it, turned around, and left the room.

You, Thor, and Steve watched, stifling laughs as he left.

"Maybe if I make him my Woman Crush Wednesday he'll feel better," Steve suggested only causing you and Thor to double over laughing again.

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Hope you liked reading it as much as I liked writing it @LadyDork! Sorry it took a while!