cross my heart, hope to die ; halsanie (second book in the pinky promise series)

melanie's letter (bonus chapter)

december 15th, 3:09am

dear ashley,

oh god. where do i start? well, i'm dead, so that's a thing. the afterlife is weird. you have to help some human get past some issues or some shit to get out of purgatory. i dunno. i had to help someone named emme. they were pretty cool. they had a weird friend though. their friend had some "scorpion kink?" it was weird but hilarious. emme is cool though. i wish i could contact them again but i'll have to wait till they die but it also depends on if they go to hell or heaven so?? i could contact them if they go to hell but god wouldn't be very pleased to be honest. oh whale. *insert bad whale drawing here*

any shoe, i'm writing this to say that i miss you and i did in fact get your letter. ark angels are pretty cool and deliver mortal letters to angels. technically i'm not supposed to be writing back but some angel named gabriel or something is pretty chill and will deliver this to you so yeah thanks gabriel.

i don't really know what to say so um?? i don't know just like um keep being cute and i love you a lot i guess?? gabriel is laughing at me for being cheesy gimme a sec to slap the shit out of him.

okay so he's duct taped to my wall now but anyway my stupid fucking pen is running out of ink so i gotta go. bye. if you end up going to hell i will kill you. i love you.

~melanie