1D bromance one shots!

Lilo- Interview madness

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HAhaha... I'm weird. I have a tumblr now! I finally got one, and no one cares! Even my sister refused to follow me because apparently my blog sucked and she was embarrassed by me... I feel the love, dude. Thank you. I love you too. We have a really bad relationship. The kind where we hate each other's guts and always says 'f*ck you' to me and I always say screw you too. We hit each other a lot and give each other bruises. Can't stand each other. Anyways, a lilo oneshot. Don't have enough of those... Whoops. I'm rambling. I just about died from lilo feels writing this. No i didn't... A warning, badass mofo Harry nearly murders Simon with laser eyes. You have been warned. I love you, my llamas! Again, THANKS FOR THOSE READS EVEN IF NO ONE COMMENTS, I STILL LOVE YOU ALL! I'm going to start the oneshot now...

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Louis' PoV

We sat in the car, driving back from the interview we just had. No one dared to make a noise. I sat by the window, staring out at the cars passing by, thinking about the interview. I just f*cked up Liam and I's relationship.

-flashback-

"5 guys, 4 you, 3 single, 2 taken, 1 band! I give you, One Direction!" The interviewer yelled. We walked onstage, waving at the crowd and sat down on the couch. It was Zayn, Niall, Harry, me, then Liam. "Hello boys! Glad to have ya here! I'm Ally and welcome to The Daily Show (not sure if that's a real show or what, so just go with it...)" the interviewer said. She seemed really hyper.

"Hello." Liam said. I kept glancing at him, staring at his face that looked so beautiful in the light. His eyes flickered to mine and he smiled softly, telling me with his eyes that he loved me. I winked back at him and he laughed quietly. "So, lets get start. How are you boys?" Ally asked "we're fine. The tour went great. Just relaxing for now." Harry answered for us.

"I heard that Louis and Liam are recently single. Is that true?"

"Yes. Eleanor didn't believe I loved her enough and broke up with me." I said, looking at Liam.

"Danielle didn't like that I always was with the band, even though its my job. She was extremely jealous and I didn't like that she didn't want me to hang out with my friends or do my job. So we broke up." Liam said confidently. "Oh, I'm sorry." Ally said sympathetically.

"We're over it. It was two months ago."

Ally turned to Zayn and started asking questions about a picture of him with Perrie Edwards. After that she talked to Harry and Niall about their relationship and how that was going. I kept fidgeting and twitching slightly after every question about Narry. Why couldn't Liam and I be like that? Public and no worries? I can't take it anymore.

"Liam and I are dating." I blurted. My eyes widened and my hand went to my mouth. Oh sh*t.

-end-

We were now on our way to see Simon. By the way Paul was sitting, it didn't seem Simon was very happy. I kept clutching Liam's hand, scared for us. Paul parked the car and turned to us. "Good luck. You'll need it."

We all hopped out and entered the glass building. Walking up to Simon's office, I started hyperventilating and liam was trying o calm me down. Nothing worked.

"Boys, he's ready for you." The receptionist said. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh go- a sharp pain on my cheek brought me out of my thoughts. Niall stood there, with his hand still raised slightly."it'll be okay, buddy."

Waking into the room, I knew it wouldn't end well, just by the look on Simon's face. He looked furious, drumming his fingers on the desk as we sat in the chairs before his desk. He leaned forward.

"Are you stupid? Are you seriously that big of an idiot, Louis? How could you do that, on LIVE TV?! Do you know what you've caused?" I stayed silent, waiting for more. "This cannot be happening. No. It will not. It's okay that there is one gay couple but two?! No. That will not happen. I need to find some girl now. Liam, you are going to move out from Louis' flat and Louis, you will be meeting with your new girlfriend-"

"That is not happening." A raspy, deep voice cut Simon off. It was Harry. "Louis and Liam love each other. Louis is not going to date some slut and Liam will not be moving out"

"Oh yes they are. They are going to."

"I'll leave the band if you make them. I swear to god, I will walk out this door and you can't stop me. You'll lose your front man. I bet any record company would be glad to have me, considering how far I've gone, and I'd make five times how much I do here because I don't have to share it. I will walk out that door now If you make them break up." Harry said, standing up and glaring at Simon. Niall and Zayn stood up too. "We will leave too. I'm not going to stand seeing this." Niall said confidently, leaning on Harry slightly.

Simon stared at them in shock. "You can't just leave." He squeaked .

Harry slammed his hands on the desk and leaned forward, not breaking eye contact. "Watch us" he said menacingly. Simon gulped and looked at Liam and I.

"Okay, okay. You two can stay together. We'll be setting up a interview to confirm it In a couple days. Now go." Liam and I looked at each other in shock. We all walked out and to the can. I looked over at Harry and saw his eyes were wide in shock. "It worked. It actually worked. Jesus Christ... I didn't think it would. I almost peed myself..." He muttered. "Wait, you weren't serious?" Liam asked.

" no! I can't leave you all, I'd die of boredom!" Harry laughed. We got in the van and Paul start to drive to our flats. I looked at Liam, grabbing his hand. "LiLi, we can be together!" I said, looking at him. "I know, Loubear! It's amazing!" He smiled and looked at me. I leaned forward and kissed him. "I love you, baby." "Forever and always?" "Forever and always."