1D bromance one shots!

Lirry-brownie bath

Harry's POV

"Come here, you cheeky little baby!" I yelled, chasing after my brownie batter and sprinkle covered boyfriend.

Liam had been extremely energetic and childish all day and had decided he wanted to make brownies for Nouis' anniversary. So we made some brownies. I'm not sure why I agreed to this, nor why I left Liam in the kitchen. With a huge bowl of batter.

I had stepped out to find some sugar for the brownies an had come back to find Liam giggling, covered from head to toe in brownie batter, flour, and sprinkles along with the counter and the floor. I wasn't exactly happy, but I stayed calm and told him to take off his soiled clothes so they wouldn't drip and wait for me to clean up.

Making sure there were no other things for Li to get into, I took his clothes to the washing machine. When I came back, I found chocolatey white footprints leading to the cabinet. And there stood Liam, covered in stickers and glitter, giggling and hopping up and down, squealing.

"Stop it, Li! Come on, baby. You're getting footprints all over the place! You're being naughty, baby." I said, trying to get him to calm down a little.

"Naughty, naughty!" Liam said in a sing-song voice.

"I'm not having a bath!"

"We'll you're getting one, baby."

I advanced on him and sprang, trapping him between the counter and me, my arm on either side of him. He squealed as I scooped him up, and brought him to the bathroom. I set him down and he started doing cartwheels and somersaults all around the floor, staining it with more chocolate, flour , glitter and stickers. Shedding my clothes as I figured this would get messy, I scooped Li up and plopped him gently into the tub.

"Look, Hazza! I'm a potato, like Niall!" Liam giggled as he curled up in the tub, bringing his knees to his chest.

"Alright, Potato-Niall, lets get this bathtime started!" I said. I walked over to the sink and pulled out all the shower stuff, and his bag of ducks. Walking back over, I poured some of the ducks into the bath.

"Duckies!" Li squealed and started splashing around the bath, moving the ducks and making them talk to each other. I smiled fondly.

"Hazzabear! Get in with me!" Li squealed, looking up and me.

"I have to take my briefs off first, Li-Li. And so do you!" I slid my briefs off and climbed into the light brown water.

Reaching over, I tried to take Liam's off too, but he swatted my hand away.

"No! Naughty, naughty! Good babies don't do those naughty things!"

"But good babies listen to their Hazzabears."

Liam pouted, but slid off his wet briefs and placed them on the floor. Then he started splashing the water. "Whee!" He said as he pounced on me, proceeding to get water in my eyes and nose.

"Liam! Don't do that to daddy! It's dangerous!" I said softly, rubbing my eyes.

Liam pouted and said a quiet 'sorry hazzy' before nuzzling his head into my neck and kissing it softly. I smiled softly and pecked his lips. Suddenly he shifted slightly so he was straddling me. His forehead was pressed on mine and he said in a baby voice "LiLi wants some hazzy time."

I smiled and said "we can down it later, Li. Right now you need to get cleaned off. I promise that later we will. We can play on your super soft bedspread. But right now, we need you all squeaky clean."

"You promise?" Liam said.

"Yes. Now, why don't you play with the bubbles and your duckies and I won't be able to resist your cute little face."