Supernatural one shots

Lucifer-Ex-boyfriends are a pain in the ass

(Warning! Abuse mentions in this! Read with caution!)

"Fuckinghell," I spat, seeing the man I had so desperately been trying tofind, beating the crap out of my ex-boyfriend. "Lucifer!" Iyelled. He clearly heard me, but choose to pay no attention. Igroaned loudly, and slid a hand down my face. As much as I would lovefor Rick (My ex) To die, I knew that wasn't very...humane.

Itook my hand, and stuck it out, muttering a quick enchantment. I thenstood, watching the energy ball collect in my palm. Next, I wheeledback threw it towards both men. Luckily, it managed to separate themwithout causing them harm, as it landed a few feet away, andelectrocuted an unfortunate nearby oak tree.

Letme explain what's happening here. My name is Y/N Y/L/N. I am a witch.Lucifer, otherwise known the devil, is an angel. We are, and havebeen friends for a long time. Like him, I don't age, so we have knowneach other for several hundreds of years. I was the only one Luciferever worked with, besides his demon army of course, or let stickaround for that matter. I know everything about him, and he know'severything about me...As of last night.

Lastnight I revealed to Lucifer why I had been acting so cold, skittishand isolated lately. Lucifer knew I had a boyfriend, named Rick, buthe didn't know what he did to me. A few months earlier, Rick had comehome drunk, and begun beating me. I of course, didn't want to use myabilities against him, because he was a good man...He wasjust...Drunk...and I didn't want to hurt him. After I was abandoned,all bloodied, and bruised, Rick left me, and never came back.

Thatwas what I told Lucifer, and the minute I finished the story, hejumped out of the car, and flew off, disappearing. I knew he wasgoing to try and find Rick, and I knew that Rick would be at a bar,which is where he had been ever since the incident. I never found outwhy he hurt me the way he did...Or why he left like that, but Ididn't care anymore.

"YOUBASTARD I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR SKULL SO FAR INTO THE GROUND, HELL WOULDSEEM HIGHER!" Lucifer screamed, jumping back up, seemingly unphased by the use of my magic. "Luci! Stop it now!" I cried.

Luciferjumped back, and finally looked up at me. "Please, stop," Iwhispered, letting my harsh demeanor down, and feeling the tears Ihad longed to keep held in welling up in my eyes."Please...Just...He's not worth it," I sobbed softly.

Lucieasily noticed the shift in my mood, and concern swept over his eyes,before he put his mask up again. He rushed over to me, and wrappedhis trembling arms around my frame. I collapsed into him, and finallyallowed myself to show the emotions I'd been hiding. I criedhysterically, and buried my face into his chest.

"I'msorry," Luci whispered, after a moment of silence. I sniffled, andlooked up at him, surprised. "I'm sorry... w-what?" I asked. "Didyou just...apologize?" Luci snorted a small chuckle. "Yea.Yea I did," He murmured. A small smile formed on my lips. Luciferwas an idiot. But, he was my idiot. We both turned to look atan unconscious Rick.

"Let'sjust go..." I whispered. Luci nodded once, a neutral expression onhis face as I led him back to my car. Yes I took a car, because Idon't have wings. I ran a hand through my hair, and puffed out mycheeks, reaching out to take Luci's hand. "Thank you," Iwhispered sincerely. Lucifer raised an eyebrow at me.

"Youdidn't want me to do it, and now you're thanking me?" He asked. Inodded. "You know how weird I am," I laughed slightly, but itsoon faded as I remembered the circumstances we where under. The onlyreason I even dated Rick in the first place was to make Luciferjealous. Yes...It's true. I have very strong feelings for the devil.I love him. There is no doubt in my mind, but it didn't work...Or atleast I don't think so. Luci is just so damn hard to read.

"Y/N?"Luci asked. I hardly heard him, and kept quiet. "Y/N!" Luci saidlouder. I snapped out of my thoughts, and looked up to him. Heactually looked worried. "I've been calling your name for awhile...Are you alright?" He asked. I nodded, and rubbed my facewith my hands. "Sorry...I was just thinking," I murmured.

Lucididn't say anything, and I just started the car, beginning to drivingto a bar to get some drinks. I knew we could both use some alcohol inour systems about now, even though it would take gallons to even getus tipsy. When we got there, we both got beers, and I chugged mine.Luficer smirked at me, and I shrugged.

 Thatwas when I decided to reveal my feeling to him. I was tired of hidingthem and I needed him. I took a deep breath, turned to him, grabbedthe collar of his shirt, and smashed my lips to his. He was caughtoff guard, and before he could react, I pulled away. "I love youLuci. I always have," I breathed. Lucifer looked deep into my eyes,and kissed me again. "I love you too Y/N,"