Really Gabe? You asswipe.
"Gabe," I complained, and he smiled.
"I'm just teasing," he said.
He went into the room he was staying in and shut the door. I looked over at Jacie. She was blushing up a storm, her cheeks bright pink.
"Sorry," I apologized.
She waved her hand. "No, it's fine," she said.
"We can tease him back later. So, it's getting late, and I better head back," she said, getting up.
I walked her back to her apartment and kissed her goodnight. She walked into her apartment and shut the door. I went back into my own apartment and saw Gabe waiting on the couch.
"So? What happened?" he asked, waggling his eyebrows.
I rolled my eyes. "Nothing, thanks to you, you asshole," I said, sitting in my rolly chair.
He just shrugged. "Sorry man, I didn't know," he said.
I sighed and ran my hand through my hair. About two hours ago I had been in a lip-lock with Jacie, a beautiful, talented girl, and might've even gotten lucky, but Gabe walked in. Damnit, I had wanted her so bad. I turned and got on my YouTube channel, looking at comments. I looked at the comments on the Minecraft one we had made and smiled.
Some of them said how cute we were together, others said Jacie was beast with a shovel, but one stood out. It asked if me and Jacie were planning to be together for the rest of our lives. I decided they needed a response. I quickly told them we had only been going out for a short while and flipped back to my channel. I flicked off the computer and changed for bed. I collapsed on my bed and fell asleep thinking of Jacie.
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I was making out with Jacie on the couch again. I pushed her back and pressed against her.
"Austin," she groaned. I stopped and sat up.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
I shook my head. "Sorry, I thought you said Austin's name," I said. I sounded funny.
She looked confused. "Why wouldn't I say your name?" she questioned.
I got up and stumbled into the bathroom. I looked in the mirror in horror. I was Austin. Jacie came in behind me and wrapped her arms around me.
"Something wrong, babe?" she asked.
I punched the mirror and ran out of there. No way I was Austin. It couldn't be. I found a trough of cold water. I don't know why, but I dunked my head in and came back up, gasping for air. I looked at my reflection and sighed in relief. I was myself again. I turned back towards Jacie. She was in a bikini top and a chastity belt. It's pretty much metal underwear with a lock to keep the person from having sex.
She shook her head. "None for you," she said, clucking her tongue.
I went back into my apartment and slammed the door on her, which I normally never do. I went to Gabe's room. I cracked open the door and poked my head in.
"Gabe, I-" I cut myself short when I saw him.
He was having sex with Jacie. The chastity belt was on the floor in pieces. I quickly shut the door and went back to the trough of water. I dunked my head in it, trying to get the image out of my head. When I came back up Jacie was standing there in nothing but leaves and ivy. It barely covered her.
"Hello, Adam," she said.
That's when I noticed we were in an orchard of some sort on the edge of some woods. When I looked down I was just wearing a fig leaf. Weird. When I looked back up a snake was curled around her left leg and up her arms, going across her shoulders with its head resting on her right hand. The head was half Austin's, half Gabe's.
"Sorry Adam. I hope we can still be friends," she said.
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I woke up sweating. I hated that nightmare. It was weird as hell. I got out of bed and got in the shower. When I was done, I got dressed in a green Tobuscus shirt and some swimming trunks. I was going to invite Jacie to the pool today. I knocked on her door and waited. She opened the door and stretched her arms.
"Hey Tobster, waddup?" she said.
I grinned. "Tobster? Anyways, I thought that maybe we could go to the pool," I said.
She nodded and shut the door. I sat out in the hall and waited. She came back out in her bathing suit with some shorts over her bottoms. Her hair was up in an elegant bun and she had a towel.
"Sie sind so schön wie eine Lilie in voller Blüte," I said.
She smiled. "Mi dispiace, ma io non sono correntemente in tedesco. IO parlo Italiano e Francese," she said.
I gave her a confused look. "I said, I am sorry, I am not fluent in German. I do speak Italian and French. That was in Italian, by the way," she said. I grinned again.
"Well, I said you are as beautiful as a lily in full bloom," I said.
We walked out to the car and got in. She got out and shot into the dressing room when we got there. I met her on the other side. She went straight for the high dive. She dived off, slipping into the water. I smiled and did a cannon ball. She smiled and swam to the ladder, getting out.
"Hey, wanna see who can get to the bottom of the deep end first?" she asked.
I nodded and stepped back. "On three. One, two, three," I said, running towards the edge.
I jumped in and swam for the bottom. I ran out of breath before I got there, though. I resurfaced and tried again. I missed again, but I had gotten closer. I surfaced again and saw Jacie waiting on the edge of the pool. She giggled.
"I won," she said. I splashed her.
She kicked her feet, sending water everywhere. I grabbed her and dunked her under. She came up spluttering.She smiled and swam closer. We kissed and she slid her fingers into my hair. It was a real turn on. Suddenly, she shoved me under the water and swam away. I came back up and swam as fast as I could after that.
"Oh, that was cold," I teased.
She got out and sat on a pool chair. She stuck out her tongue. I shrugged and sat down on her, leaning back and putting my feet up.
"Get off, or I'll shove you in," she squealed.
I stood and helped her up. We went back home and set our stuff down.
"I had a great time," she said. I nodded.
"So, watcha wanna do?" she asked, sitting on the couch.
I sat next to her. "Oh, I have an idea," I said, grinning.
She smiled and kissed me. I chuckled and kissed her back. There was the sound of footsteps. Damnit, Gabe, stop doing that.
