Random Shit in my Head - Diary of a Problem Child 2016 (completed)

What if Satan was God and God was Satan?

I got into a religious debate the other day with a catholic person in the middle of Kroger. Bad choice I know. But we all make them.

Anywho...

I got into a religious debate and this catholic lady was yelling that I need to go to church more often. And I said if I went to church Satan would have to be God and walked away, embarrassed that I had actually said that. But she pissed me off and I have NO filter when I get mad.

But it got me thinking. What if Satan was God and God was Satan?

What if the reason Satan left heaven was because god was turning into a heavenly Hitler and he was voted to be the next God or whatever.

Like I said, I'm not religious. I'm agnostic and I don't really have an opinion as far as religions go. Mostly because when I told some people I was bisexual at the church my dad made me go to every Sunday. And in return they said that if I didn't change my ways soon I was going to Hell and they will feel sorry for me and say I told you so.

Honestly, I don't really care what people think about my religiousness and sexuality, but I'm not going to listen to someone say that it's a "faze" or that I'll "grow out of it" or that I'm going to hell.