When I was in 8th grade, my PE shorts were to big on me and instead of telling my teacher, I safety pinned them together and tried to do the pacer test. 'Tried to' are the key words there. If you don't know what a pacer test is, 1) You lucky ducky and 2) it's basically when you run back and forth across the gym as many times as you can. Well, I never do any good at it and my teacher wanted me to do at least 20 this time, so he ran next to me. At about 10-12 back and fourths, the safety pin holding up shorts decides it wants to go on vacation and let go. So my pants almost fall down. Thankfully my shirt was to big and covered my butt because I'm sure I was flashing half of it. So for the rest of the pacer test I'm holding my PE shorts up and everyone is giving me weird looks. So I explained it to the teacher when he asked, and instead of giving me another pair or shorts that would fit me. He said "Don't let it happen again" and left it at that.
The next day we had to run the mile and you would think that it had learned my lesson and gotten something that worked or brought in a new pair of shorts, but no. The same thing happened, and I still didn't get a new pair of shorts.

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