Friends and Best Friends

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So obviously people don't know the difference between friends and best friends. So here you go:

Friends - a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection
typically exclusive of sexual or family relations
save pizza for you
rings your doorbell
asks for permission
bails you out of jail
returns your stuff
makes sure you don't get drunk
knows only a few things about you
tip toes around you.

Best friends - a person's closest friend
eats your pizza
busts in your front door
helps themselves to anything you own
sits next to you in jail
loses your stuff
tries to get you dunk
could write a biography about you
does what ever.

Don't get them confused again.

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