Reasons Why I Was A Messed Up Kid 5

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When I was a sophomore in high school, I was doing a project in French class. And since we weren't aloud to read our lines off of the paper, we had to memorize them. I forgot mine 3 times.

The first time, everyone was cool with it. The camera guy would just go back and edit it in. The second time, they were annoyed.

The third time, I didn't say anything. I danced and then disco-ed myself away form the camera. I thought that if I could make them laugh, then they won't hate me that much. It worked. And even though it was funny to everyone else. The camera guy was annoyed because that's three times in a row. So he gave me the "The Look".

I didn't like that. I didn't like that at all. So I walked right up to him and said "Don't you look at me like that. Or else next time I'll do worse." How the hell could I do worse?!?!?!?!?!

So I turned to the teacher, expecting to see that friend that the school board promised us.y face is screaming I need to get out of here. But NO, she was over there basically dying of laughter. So I walk out the door... Just as the disciplinary principle was walking by.

He turns to me and says,"What's so funny?"

And of EVERYTHING I could've said I said:

"My dignity."

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