STEVEN UNIVERSE TRUTH OR DARE

Randomness

Zoysite: ok today since we have no dares or questions from anyone I shall dare all of you to do stuff MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ahem now. And also I got my camera magically fixed.

Steven: no you didn't you just bought a new one

Zoysite: NO I DIDN'T! Anywho Steven and Connie I want you to go into Rose's room and stay there for the rest of the day

Steven: WHY DO YOU LIKE TO TORTURE US?!?!?!?!?!

Zoysite: don't think of it as torturing think of it as fun and games *winks at Connie* what Steven doesn't know is that I gave Connie $1,000 to try andseduce him

Connie: *pulls Steven into Rose's room* c'mon Steven lets go

Zoysite: ok Amethyst you will try not to eat for the rest of the day

Amethyst: *about to bite into a torta* NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MIIIII TOOORRTAAAAAAAAA

Garnet: I already know mine *unfuses*

Ruby: hmp I don't want to stay unfused for a week

Sapphire: you need to deal with it Ruby a dares a dare

Zoysite: okie dokie then Pearl I dare you to kiss Mayor Dewey *Mayor Dewey pops up out of nowhere*

Pearl: *squaks and turns into a bird*

Lapis: hmm so all these rumors were true

Zoysite:once you turn back you still have to kiss him

Pearl: *squaks*

Jasper: what about us? *points at herself, Lapis, and Peridot*

Zoysite: oh don't think I forgot you guys. Lapis you have to wear Peridot's clothes for 3 days, Jasper you wear Lapis' clothes for 3 days, and Peri you have to wear Jasper's clothes for 3 days. *smirks*

Peridot: bur her clothes are too big for me since shes so fa-

Jasper: whats that you little punk

Peridot: I was saying that your clothes are too big for me because you're muscles are so big. *sweats nervously*

Jasper: thats what I thought

Zoysite: 3...2...1...

Amethyst: DON'T TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT!!!!!!! *blushes from what she just said*

Everyone but Ame and Peri and Jasper: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Zoysite: I've known for a while

Peridot: wait how

Zoysite: I shall never reveal my secrets *sticks out tounge* but thats all today and until next time

*star outro from show*