Emrald: pfffft Peridot is gonna enjoy this one. HEY PERI YOU GOT A DARE!!
Peridot: is it a bad one?
Emrald: no, you just have to call everyone a clod except for Amethyst.
Peridot: nyhehehehehehe
Emrald: we just need to get everyone in the living room.
~2 minutes later~
Emrald: where is Ruby, we need to start this dare. I've been looking for her while Peridot got the others.
Sapphire: she will get here soon enough.
Ruby: I'm here. What did I miss.
Emrald: we are just about to start a dare.
Ruby: okay what is it then?
Peridot: I have to call everyone clods!
Steven: oh great.
Peridot: *points at Steven and Pearl* you two are clods! *points at Lapis and Ruby* you two are clods! *points at Amethyst* you're cool *points at Sapphire and Emrald* and you two are clods!
Emrald: satisfied now?
Peridot: very
*star outro*
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STEVEN UNIVERSE TRUTH OR DARE
AléatoireDare us anything will be accepted for any of the characters we have met so far