Emrald: this...will...be...a...crack up
Ruby: what will?
Emrald: everyone other than Pearl has to shapeshift into Rose and pretend to die in front of Pearl. I also want to get two other dares done right now. Sapphire!
Sapphire: yes?
Emrald: somebody dared you to show your eye for the rest the the day
Sapphire: ok *pulls bangs out from in front of her eye*
Emrald: your eye is so beautiful
Ruby: *growls*
Emrald: hey, you never said I couldn't compliment her.
Ruby: good point
Sapphire: I'm glad you two made up
Emrald: we'd do anything for you, but right now we got to do that other dare
Sapphire: what is it?
Ruby: first we need to gather everyone up in here except for Pearl.
Emrald: lets go look for them.
~10 minutes later~
Emrald: I found Steven and Lapis
Ruby: I got Amethyst
Sapphire: I found Peridot
Emrald: so what we got to do is *whispers plan to them*
Lapis: I can't afford Pearl to get angry at me!
Emrald: she'll understand its a dare.
Steven: hmmmm this kinda reminds me of that one other dare that I got.
Amethyst: lets get started already. Lapis, call Pearl over
Lapis: Pearl, I need you over here
Everyone: *hides and shapeshifts into Rose*
Pearl: I'm coming Lapis! *walks through temple door* Lapis?
"Rose": Pearl, I won't survive much longer, goodbye. *pretends to die*
Pearl: Rose?
All the other "Roses": We won't survive, goodbye Pearl *pretend to die*
Pearl: R-Rose? It's over isn't it? Why can't I completely move on? *starts crying* (Just had to)
Lapis: *shapeshifts back* Pearl, don't cry, this was all just a dare
Everyone: *shapeshifts back*
Emrald: and I want to do one more, but I need to get some earplugs first. *finds earplugs* okay next one is for Amethyst and Peridot. You guys need to play 7 minutes in heaven, but for the rest of the day. *puts in earplugs* I don't want to hear this.
Amethyst: sweet, come on Peri, let do this *runs into magical closet* (no it doesn't take you to Narnia)
Peridot: wait up Amethyst!
Emrald: if only they wouldn't do anything inappropriate.
*star outro*
YOU ARE READING
STEVEN UNIVERSE TRUTH OR DARE
RandomDare us anything will be accepted for any of the characters we have met so far
