ILLUMINATI UNCONFIRMED

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by Fandom_Person16

by Fandom_Person16

Emrald: Peridot!!!!!!!!! Peridot!!!!!!!!

Peridot: what do you want you clod?

Emrald: are you the-

Peridot: no

Emrald: you didn't even let me finish my sentence!

Peridot: I already knew what you were going to say

Emrald: ok then, I want to get two things finished right now. Peridot, go get Amethyst, you two need to do the thing.....

Peridot: what thing?

Emrald: you know, I just really don't want to say the word

Peridot: I really don't know what you are talking about.

Emrald: you know, the thing

Peridot: fusion?

Emrald: no, the thing where you two do this other thing.

Peridot: just the the word you clod.

Emrald: *sighs* you two have to have se- saxophone

Peridot: what's a saxophone?

Emrald: *face palms* you have got to be kidding. I meant se- seven

Peridot: *poker face*

Emrald: oh my fucking god! how hard is it to the god damn word?

Peridot: what? Sex?

Emrald: you knew what I was talking about the whole time, didn't you?

Peridot: yes, yes I did. *gets up and walks away*

Emrald: I really hate you.

*star outro*