STEVEN UNIVERSE TRUTH OR DARE

I don't know what to call this chapter.

Steven: I'm bored.

Ruby: maybe we can do a fun dare. Emrald is still unconscious.

Steven: yeah, let's do a dare for Emrald.

Ruby: let me look for one. *looks through comments*

Steven: I wonder what today's will be. Hopefully it won't be as dangerous as the one from two days ago.

Ruby: found one.

Pearl: found what?

Ruby: a dare for today and neither you or Lapis will enjoy it.

Pearl: oh great. Now you have to tell me what it is.

Ruby: Lapis has to kiss Jasper...

Pearl: no way we are doing that one.

Steven: it has already been said. We have to do it now.

Pearl: do you really think Emrald would do this dare?

Ruby: yes, she would have to do it eventually

Pearl: no she wouldn't.

Ruby: think whatever you want, we are doing this dare.

Steven: I'll go get Lapis! *warps to the barn*

Ruby: and I'll go get Jasper's gem! *goes into the bubble room*

Pearl: *follows Ruby* but Jasper is corrupted!

Ruby: the author of this book can do magic, so she can make Jasper not be corrupted.

Pearl: oh *poker face*

Ruby: here it is! *pops bubble*

Jasper: *forms* what do you want?

Ruby: you have a dare.

Jasper: *grunts* fine

Pearl: let's get out of here then and get this dare over with.

Jasper: what's wrong with that Pearl?

Ruby: you have to kiss her girlfriend.

Pearl: do you have to say it out loud?

Ruby: calm down.

Steven: there you guys are!

Lapis: why is Jasper here!?

Ruby: we need her for the dare that involves you two.

Lapis: what?!

Steven: sorry Lapis.

Lapis: I can't get angry at you, but I can get angry at the person who gave this dare.

Pearl: Lapis, just hurry up and get this dare over with. I'm not happy about it either.

Jasper: can I go back in the bubble?

Ruby: not until you do the dare.

Jasper: I'm not going to kiss her.

Ruby: *pushes Jasper into Lapis* whoops.

*Jasper and Lapis kiss*

Lapis: *pushes Jasper away* bleh. I never want to do this again.

Jasper: I don't want to do this again either.

Pearl: then back into the bubble you go. *summon weapon*

Jasper: thank you.

Ruby: Jasper saying thank you, never thought I would hear that.

Jasper: watch it you brat.

Pearl: *stabs Jasper* there you go

Jasper: *poofs*

Lapis: that was horrible.

Pearl: *kisses Lapis* was that better?

Lapis: of course. I prefer you.

Ruby: well thats done.

Steven: yay!

*star outro*