Emrald: *reading book*
Pearl: Emrald, got a dare.
Emrald: coming *falls off of couch and drags herself up the satirs*
Pearl: what are you doing?
Emrald: I feel lazy today.
Pearl: you like cookie cats, right?
Emrald: yes. They were yummy.
Pearl: we need to start a petition
Steven: a petition for what?
Pearl: to bring back cookie cat
Emrald and Steven: *stars in eyes* really!?!
Pearl: yes, it is a dare.
Emrald: *jumps up* we have to do this immediately!
Steven: we have to bring back Cookie Cat and all their chocolate space deliciousness!
Emrald: let's go Steven! Pearl tell the other's about it! *runs out of house with Steven*
Pearl: okay
*on the beach*
Emrald: Steven, we need to find people who will agree with us.
Steven: let's just go and talk to friends.
Emrald: ok then. To the Big Donut!
Steven: yeah!
~2 minutes later~
Sadie: hey Steven.
Steven: hi Sadie!
Sadie: hey Emrald.
Emrald: hi Sadie. Can you sign this petition?
Sadie: what's it for?
Steven: to bring Cookie Cat back!
Sadie: sure, why not? I know you two loved them.
Steven: yay!
Lars: what's all the noise over here?
Emrald: *ears flatten* Lars...
Lars: hey, when did you get cat ears and tail?
Emrald: that's none of your business
Lars: what's your problem?
Steven: Lars, can you sign this petition?
Lars: no, I don't sign things.
Emrald: Steven, can we just go?
Steven: let's go to Kiki next.
Emrald: as long as Lars isn't there. *walks out of the big donut*
Steven: wait for me! Bye Saide!
Sadie: bye Steven. Lars can't you be nicer to them?
Lars: I have no idea what you're talking about. *eats a donut*
Emrald: now to ask the Pizza's
Steven: lets go!
~30 seconds later~
Emrald: that was quick.
Steven: it's a small town.
Emrald: someone is coming out of there.
Steven: it's Ruby!
Ruby: hey
Emrald: hi.
Steven: what are you doing over here?
Ruby: Pearl told us about the dare, so we all split up to get signatures.
Emrald: did you get the Pizza's signatures?
Ruby: yes
Steven: we're on our way to bringing Cookie Cat back!
Emrald: which way did the other's go?
Ruby: Amethyst went to the Yellowtail's, Sapphire went to Greg, Pearl went to Mayor Dewey-
Emrald: bet ya Mayor Dewey is happy about that.
Ruby: Pearl wasn't.
Steven: did anyone go to the Fryman's?
Ruby: I already got them.
Emrald: oh look. There's Jamie.
Steven: Jamie!!!
Jamie: oh hey Steven! What's going on?
Steven: can you sign this petition to bring back Cookie Cat?
Jamie: sure. *signs paper* I better get foing or Barb will yell at me for not delivering all the mail.
Steven: bye Jamie!
~1 hour later~
Emrald: thats all!
Steven: did we get enough signatures?
Emrald: I don't know
Pearl: Mayor Dewey tried to flirt with me.....
Lapis: what! I'll go get him!
Pearl: Lapis, it's ok. I rejected him anyway.
Lapis: ok *sits back down*
Emrald: *snickers* wow
Steven: the only person we didn't get a signature from was Lars.
Ruby: he's a jerk anyways
Emrald: I agree.
Steven: he's not a complete jerk. He can be nice sometimes.
Emrald: underline "sometimes"
Amethyst: you got that right.
Sapphire: this petition works
Steven: really?
Sapphire: tomorrow we will get a shipment of Cookie Cats
Emrald: yay!!! *falls over* we get to eat some Cookie Cats!!!!
Steven: but not too many or else I might throw up!
*star outro*
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STEVEN UNIVERSE TRUTH OR DARE
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