Emrald: my head hurts! *puts hand on head*
In closet: *many moans*
Emrald: crap, Lapis and Pearl are still in there. LAPIS AND PEARL, GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!
Lapis: NO!
Sapphire: they will come out soon enough.
Emrald: oh, um hi Sapphire *blushing* Ruby doesn't know yet, does she?
Sapphire: no, not yet at least.
Pearl: *moaning*
Emrald: I SWEAR I WILL ERASE MY MEMORY AGAIN!!!
Steven: nooo it was hard to get you memory back the last time....
Emrald & Sapphire: STEVEN YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Steven: *hears moaning* yep I'm out *runs out of house*
Ruby: WHATCHA GUYS TALKING ABOUT??
Emrald: *goes pale* n-nothing *slowly backs away from Ruby*
Ruby: what's wrong with Emrald?
Sapphire: she hasn't been feeling too well
Ruby: *shrugs and walks away*
Lapis: *comes out wearing Pearl's clothes*
Pearl: *comes out wearing Lapis' clothes*
Lapis: damn it, I knew something felt wrong *starts taking off clothes*
Emrald: NOT HERE LAZULI!!!!!
Lapis: fine *goes into Pearl's room*
Pearl: Lapis, wait up! *goes after Lapis*
Emrald: why is everyone suddenly annoying?
Sapphire: even me?
Emrald: NO OF COURSE NOT! This is where we are gonna leave this off right here. NO MORE EMBARRASSING DARES PLEASE!
*star outro*
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STEVEN UNIVERSE TRUTH OR DARE
AléatoireDare us anything will be accepted for any of the characters we have met so far
