Under Attack

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Emrald: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

Pearl: watch your language Emrald.

Emrald: I can't right now, two people dared Peri to tell Ruby what's happening between me and Sapphire

Pearl: I'll prepare your funeral

Emrald: Pearl thats not funny. Most of the things were dares that we got, so I can just blame those people, but I've had feelings for Sapphire before all of that.

Pearl: like I said, I'll prepare your wedding

Emrald: yeah, I now about you and Lapis... actually everyone knows

Pearl: *blushes* are we really that obvious?

Emrald: yes, yes you are

Sapphire: there's a monster outside, we need to stop it.

Ruby: alright, time to beat up a monster! *summons weapon*

Pearl: AMETHYST GET OUT HERE!! *summons weapon*

Amethyst: I'm here *summons weapon*

Emrald: lets go, are you coming Sapphire?

Sapphire: yes

Everyone: *runs outside*

Emrald: woah, those are some sharp spikes

Pearl: we better be careful

Ruby: I'll beat this thing no problem! *runs towards monster and starts attacking it*

Pearl: she just never listens *starts attacking monster*

Amethyst: we better hurry *attacks monster*

Emrald: I'm coming! *summons weapon* be careful Sapphire *runs towards monster*

Sapphire: this isn't good

Pearl: if only Lapis and Steven were here

Emrald: why did they have to go to Funland today?

Amethyst: they're beach summer fun buddies apparently

Emrald: oh no *sees monster lunging at Sapphire* Sapphire! *runs infront of Sapphire while facing her*

Sapphire: Emrald, no!

Emrald: oh look at that, I've been impaled *gets poofed*

Amethyst: oh no, Pearl, Emrald got poofed!

Pearl: we need to end this now

Sapphire: *stands up and freezes the monster* (like she did with the baseball bat)

Ruby: good job Sapphy! *smashes monster*

Pearl: *bubbles gem* we need to comfort her, just don't say anything bad Amethyst

Amethyst: ok

Ruby: Sapphire, are you ok?

Sapphire: yes, Emrald protected me

Ruby: I'm glad she did that, she knows how much you mean to me.

Sapphire: yes, yes she does

Pearl: we should go inside, I need to tell Peridot something

Amethyst: is it a dare because if it is, now is not the time

Pearl: I think it would be best to do it right now

Amethyst: okay

Everyone: *goes back inside*

Pearl: Peridot!

Peridot: how'd it go, I heard what was going on outside so I hid...wait where's Emrald

Sapphire: right here *shows Peridot Emrald's gem*

Peridot: she got poofed!

Pearl: yes, but we got a dare *whispers dare to Peridot*

Peridot: do you really think right now is the best time for that?

Pearl: yes

Peridot: ok, Ruby, I got to tell you something

Ruby: what?

Peridot: Sapphire and Emrald fused and they may or may not have kissed...

Ruby: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that would explain why you two have been spending a lot of time together, but I won't worry about it right now, she saved Sapphire

Pearl: told you

Ruby: but when did this all start?

Sapphire: she has had feelings for me since we first met, and then Pearl walked in on us when she tripped and fell on top of me. After that a bunch of dares started rolling in.

Ruby: we'll talk about this when she comes back, right now I need some rest.

Amethyst: that went way better than I expected

*star outro*

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