Emrald: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
Pearl: watch your language Emrald.
Emrald: I can't right now, two people dared Peri to tell Ruby what's happening between me and Sapphire
Pearl: I'll prepare your funeral
Emrald: Pearl thats not funny. Most of the things were dares that we got, so I can just blame those people, but I've had feelings for Sapphire before all of that.
Pearl: like I said, I'll prepare your wedding
Emrald: yeah, I now about you and Lapis... actually everyone knows
Pearl: *blushes* are we really that obvious?
Emrald: yes, yes you are
Sapphire: there's a monster outside, we need to stop it.
Ruby: alright, time to beat up a monster! *summons weapon*
Pearl: AMETHYST GET OUT HERE!! *summons weapon*
Amethyst: I'm here *summons weapon*
Emrald: lets go, are you coming Sapphire?
Sapphire: yes
Everyone: *runs outside*
Emrald: woah, those are some sharp spikes
Pearl: we better be careful
Ruby: I'll beat this thing no problem! *runs towards monster and starts attacking it*
Pearl: she just never listens *starts attacking monster*
Amethyst: we better hurry *attacks monster*
Emrald: I'm coming! *summons weapon* be careful Sapphire *runs towards monster*
Sapphire: this isn't good
Pearl: if only Lapis and Steven were here
Emrald: why did they have to go to Funland today?
Amethyst: they're beach summer fun buddies apparently
Emrald: oh no *sees monster lunging at Sapphire* Sapphire! *runs infront of Sapphire while facing her*
Sapphire: Emrald, no!
Emrald: oh look at that, I've been impaled *gets poofed*
Amethyst: oh no, Pearl, Emrald got poofed!
Pearl: we need to end this now
Sapphire: *stands up and freezes the monster* (like she did with the baseball bat)
Ruby: good job Sapphy! *smashes monster*
Pearl: *bubbles gem* we need to comfort her, just don't say anything bad Amethyst
Amethyst: ok
Ruby: Sapphire, are you ok?
Sapphire: yes, Emrald protected me
Ruby: I'm glad she did that, she knows how much you mean to me.
Sapphire: yes, yes she does
Pearl: we should go inside, I need to tell Peridot something
Amethyst: is it a dare because if it is, now is not the time
Pearl: I think it would be best to do it right now
Amethyst: okay
Everyone: *goes back inside*
Pearl: Peridot!
Peridot: how'd it go, I heard what was going on outside so I hid...wait where's Emrald
Sapphire: right here *shows Peridot Emrald's gem*
Peridot: she got poofed!
Pearl: yes, but we got a dare *whispers dare to Peridot*
Peridot: do you really think right now is the best time for that?
Pearl: yes
Peridot: ok, Ruby, I got to tell you something
Ruby: what?
Peridot: Sapphire and Emrald fused and they may or may not have kissed...
Ruby: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that would explain why you two have been spending a lot of time together, but I won't worry about it right now, she saved Sapphire
Pearl: told you
Ruby: but when did this all start?
Sapphire: she has had feelings for me since we first met, and then Pearl walked in on us when she tripped and fell on top of me. After that a bunch of dares started rolling in.
Ruby: we'll talk about this when she comes back, right now I need some rest.
Amethyst: that went way better than I expected
*star outro*
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STEVEN UNIVERSE TRUTH OR DARE
CasualeDare us anything will be accepted for any of the characters we have met so far