Zoysite: GARNET, AMETHYST I NEED YOU OVER HERE!!!
Amethyst: whats up?
Garnet: how are we gonna get Connie to sleep over Zoysite?
Zoysite: do you have to use your future vision for everything G?
Garnet: yes, its funnier that way.
Zoysite: okay, heres the plan *whispers to them* and Pearl can't watch them sleep together.
Garnet: *on phone talking to Connie's parents* yes we will take care of her, yes she will eat over here, yes we will keep her safe. Bye.
Amethyst: I tied Pearl up! No way she can get out.
Zoysite: okay, now time to tell Steven to get ready for his guest *insert lenny face peeps*
~1 hour later~
Connie: hmmmmmmm I have a weird feeling being here.
Steven: yeah me too, and I haven't seen Pearl all day!
Zoysite: she just on a mission, a..ummmm.... solo missoon, yeah thats it
Steven: okay
Amethyst: well have a happy sleepover, and nothing to inappropriate ;)!!
Garnet: stop it Amethyst, you'll mess with his funky flow.
Amethyst: you're no fun :(
Zoysite: sets up camera at edge of room* oh and you guys will have to share the bed since Lion is gonna sleep on the couch. Kay? Kay.
~next day~
Zoysite: *looking at video of sleepover* Amethyst *drags self over to her* they did it, without our encouragement!
Amethyst: let me see that *watches video* holy shitaki mushrooms, they did do it!
Garnet: I did not see this coming *poker face*
Pearl: *muffles screams* fkcbdif uhh rbdjdhrkfhebe ooooo djf bb r i-I d bb d hi dhe bb hhdnehcbdirbdocnsbtocndbrkgifbendjghrbe jdhebfvfidjsnevfkdue jrbdhdjfbfbxidjdjrbdudue
Zoysite: I feel like we're forgetting something
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STEVEN UNIVERSE TRUTH OR DARE
عشوائيDare us anything will be accepted for any of the characters we have met so far
