Dating for a Day

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Emerald: GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! STUPID POWER OUTAGE!!!!!! WHY DID IT LAST THAT LONG!?!?!?!?! *flailing around on the couch*

Steven: it wouldn't have happened if Peridot hadn't been messing with everything electronic in here.

Peridot: I said I was sorry! It's not my fault the barn isn't there anymore! That's where I did everything!

Pearl: *moping in the corner* I can't believe Lapis is gone. *starts crying*

Emerald: SHE'LL COME BACK IF SHE KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR HER! *fiery aura surrounds her*

Steven: why are you so fired up? *slowly scoots away from Emerald*

Emerald: huh? I don't know what you're talking about. *fiery aura disappears in a second and then returns* SHE CAN'T JUST LEAVE US LIKE THAT! ALL OF US HERE ARE FAMILY!

Amethyst: Is all this ranting about you watching too much of that anime Fairy Tail?

Emerald: ........No. It has nothing to do with that.

Steven: I want to watch it!

Emerald: not today! Pearl has a dare today!

Steven: I don't think she's in the mood.

Emerald: Nobody really cares. Anyways, this should be funny for us to see how Dewey reacts in the end.

Pearl: why does it have to include Dewey?

Emerald: because that's what people want and we're gonna give them.

Pearl: I know it's no use arguing, so what do I have to do?

Emerald: you have to date him until nightfall and then tell him it was all just a dare.

Pearl: fine

Amethyst: this should be good

Peridot: how are we gonna watch?

Emerald: we'll have eyes in the sky

Steven: how?

Emerald: seriously? We're gonna be on a chuck of earth in the sky!

Pearl: because Dewey won't think that's weird.

Emerald: if only I could block his vision so he couldn't see us like Tohru.  That's quite a respective power. You could do anything you wanted with that without anyone knowing it was you. Even though it could also be used to do bad things like robbing a store and possibly raping someone. So there's pros and cons to having that power. Good thing Tohru met Kobayashi or else she might have done something ba-

Steven: WHAT IS ALL OF THIS INFORMATION?!?!?! IYS MAKING MY HEAD HURT!

Emerald: huh?

GAH! Deku is rubbing off on me!

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GAH! Deku is rubbing off on me!

Amethyst: maybe you should stop watching so much anime

Emerald:

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