Emerald: GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! STUPID POWER OUTAGE!!!!!! WHY DID IT LAST THAT LONG!?!?!?!?! *flailing around on the couch*
Steven: it wouldn't have happened if Peridot hadn't been messing with everything electronic in here.
Peridot: I said I was sorry! It's not my fault the barn isn't there anymore! That's where I did everything!
Pearl: *moping in the corner* I can't believe Lapis is gone. *starts crying*
Emerald: SHE'LL COME BACK IF SHE KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR HER! *fiery aura surrounds her*
Steven: why are you so fired up? *slowly scoots away from Emerald*
Emerald: huh? I don't know what you're talking about. *fiery aura disappears in a second and then returns* SHE CAN'T JUST LEAVE US LIKE THAT! ALL OF US HERE ARE FAMILY!
Amethyst: Is all this ranting about you watching too much of that anime Fairy Tail?
Emerald: ........No. It has nothing to do with that.
Steven: I want to watch it!
Emerald: not today! Pearl has a dare today!
Steven: I don't think she's in the mood.
Emerald: Nobody really cares. Anyways, this should be funny for us to see how Dewey reacts in the end.
Pearl: why does it have to include Dewey?
Emerald: because that's what people want and we're gonna give them.
Pearl: I know it's no use arguing, so what do I have to do?
Emerald: you have to date him until nightfall and then tell him it was all just a dare.
Pearl: fine
Amethyst: this should be good
Peridot: how are we gonna watch?
Emerald: we'll have eyes in the sky
Steven: how?
Emerald: seriously? We're gonna be on a chuck of earth in the sky!
Pearl: because Dewey won't think that's weird.
Emerald: if only I could block his vision so he couldn't see us like Tohru. That's quite a respective power. You could do anything you wanted with that without anyone knowing it was you. Even though it could also be used to do bad things like robbing a store and possibly raping someone. So there's pros and cons to having that power. Good thing Tohru met Kobayashi or else she might have done something ba-
Steven: WHAT IS ALL OF THIS INFORMATION?!?!?! IYS MAKING MY HEAD HURT!
Emerald: huh?
GAH! Deku is rubbing off on me!
Amethyst: maybe you should stop watching so much anime
Emerald:
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STEVEN UNIVERSE TRUTH OR DARE
RandomDare us anything will be accepted for any of the characters we have met so far