Rampage

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Emrald: oh god

Steven: what's wrong?

Emrald: someone dared us to fuse and go on a rampage and destroy Beach City.... this is not good

Steven: we can't do this. I don't like this dare

Amethyst: plus we are sworn to protect earth and junk so we can't destroy anything.

Pearl: Amethyst is right, for the first time in forever...

Steven: there'll be magic, there'll be lights!!!!!!

Emrald: STEVEN ENOUGH WITH THE SONGS ALREADY!!!!

Steven: sorry *backs away slowly*

Sapphire: but we have to do this dare

Emrald: well if we have to *stands up*  we should at least try, somebody go get Peridot and Lapis. Last I saw of Lapis she was down at the beach.

Pearl: I'll go get her

Amethyst: I'll go get Peridot

Emrald: Sapphire, go get Ruby, we need to get this dare over with.

~5 minutes later~

Emrald: ok everyone, lets fuse and get this dare over with already

Steven: WHOO HOO

Everyone: *starts dancing*

Chalcedony: I wonder how the humans will react. *walks over to where the big donut used to be* where to start? Why not at Fish Stew Pizza, I never really liked the pizza there anyways. Ok *starts smashing Fish Stew Pizza*

~2 hours later~

Chalcedony: well that's all of Beach City, lets unfuse now *unfuses*

Pearl: we will need to repair all of this, surely the humans will understand why we did this

Steven: hopefully they will, can we make dad's car wash better?

Emrald: maybe

Amethyst: it could get him more money for one

Lapis: then maybe we could get a pool!

Emrald: why would you want a pool when you live right in front of the ocean?

Lapis: pools are better

Pearl: maybe we should get a pool

Sapphire: just because you two are dating doesn't mean you should agree with her all the time Pearl.

Ruby: I agree

Pearl: I don't care

Emrald: first time we have heard her say that

*star outro*

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