STEVEN UNIVERSE TRUTH OR DARE

The Blue Mermaid

Emrald: *sleeping on couch*

*loud ding from phone*

Emrald: *wakes up startled* BANANAS!!!!!!!!!

Steven: where?

Emrald: huh? What are you talking about?

Steven: you said bananas.

Emrald: I did?

Steven: you don't remember?

Emrald: no....I just woke up. The phone woke me up.

Steven: oh, so we got a dare?

Emrald: yes, its one for Lapis.

Steven: is it bad?

Emrald: maybe for Ronaldo.

Steven: why?

Emrald: Lapis has to shapeshift into a mermaid and convice Ronaldo that mermaids are real.......this will be interesting.

Lapis: I heard my name

Emrald: a bit delayed, but still good.

Lapis: I heard what I have to do. I need to go out to the beach first.

Emrald: don't let Pearl see you!

Lapis: why?

Emrald: she might get a nosebleed.....I just know it.

Lapis: what if I want her to get a nosebleed?

Emrald: that's just weird.

Lapis: I bet you want Sapphire to have a nosebleed because of you.

Emrald: *chukles* nope, I'm the one who gets nosebleeds.

Steve: shs does get a lot of nosebleeds.

Lapis: I know. *goes outside into the water* ok then. *shapeshifts into a mermaid* I'll swim around for a bit.

~6 minutes later~

Ronaldo: today is the day I will prove somthing new!

Lapis: that's him alright *swims up closer* Hey!

Ronaldo: *looks around* who was that, SHOW YOURSELF!!!

Lapis: over here pal!

Ronaldo: what are you doing in the ocean?

Lapis: I can't really get out....cause I'm a mermaid. *show tail fin*

Ronaldo: Mermaids are real! Nobody believed me when I told them. Does that mean Sneeple are real? *keeps on blabbing*

Lapis: I can see why they don't believe you. *slowly swims away*

Ronaldo: I got so many questions to ask you! Huh, where did you go?

*back at the temple*

Lapis: I'm back.

Emrald: how'd it go?

Lapis: eh.

Emrald: Pearl didn't see you, did she?

Lapis: no

Emrald: that's what you think. Pearl came in earlier with a nosebleed.

Lapis: heh, where did she go.

Emrald: I don't know. I was reading.

Lapis: it felt weird being a mermaid though.

Emrald: Pearl thinks you looked good.

Lapis: very funny bringing that up again.

Emrald: what would Sapphire look like as a mermaid? *starts fanticising*

Lapis: what wrong? *slowly scoots away*

Emrald: fanticising...

Lapis: then stop

Emrald: I can't

Lapis: you really are they one with the most nosebleeds.

Emrald: now I have to get a new book.

*star outro*