Too Much Salt Goes With Salt

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by Fandom_Person16

by Fandom_Person16

Steven: Ruby, let's do another dare!

Ruby: should we just fill in for Emrald while she's out?

Steven: yes! All the people who see this need something to entertain themselves.

Ruby: true. Well I found this dare that we should do.

Steven: lets do it!

Lapis: it better not include me or Pearl.

Ruby:...........actually

Lapis: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Steven: sowwy

Lapis: fine. What is it?

Ruby: you need to yell "too much salt go with salt" to Pearl.......and push her off the cliff.

Lapis: seriously?

Steven: it's what it says here.

Lapis: fine.

Ruby: let's go then.

~16 years later....lol jk, 2 minutes later~

Pearl: Lapis? Why did you want to meet me up here?

Lapis: I need to tell you something.

Pearl: what is it?

Lapis: Too much salt goes with salt! *pushes Pearl over the cliff*

Pearl: why does everyone keep saying I'm salty? *hits the ground* ouch!

Lapis: Sorry babe! You should put some ice on that! (Just what my school nurse would say)

Pearl: thanks for the advice!

*star outro*