Zoysite: oh stars, Pearl is gonna hate this, but Peri is gonna get frustrated
Peridot: did I hear my name?
Zoysite: yes you did, you got a dare from Cold_Fear_1201, you have to try and be tall
Peridot: thats easy I can just use my stilts
*puts stilts on*Amethyst: woah Peri you looks taller with those stilts
Peridot: *blushes*
Zoysite: ok I'll leavd you guys alone, partly cause I need to go and cook something and make Pearl eat it.
~1 hour later~
Zoysite: PEARL STEVEN IS ON FIRE
Bird: WHERES MY BABY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Zoysite: jk I just needed to get you here sooooo you could eat this *takes out perfect and delicious looking lasagna*
Bird: no I don't like to eat food its just disgusting
Zoysite: I thought you'd say that, Steven!
Steven: *comes out if bathroom holding a unlit match*
Zoysite: if you don't eat this Steven will light that match and burn himself.....*mutters under breath* not really just getting her to eat it
Bird: ok ok *eats lasagna* bleh bleh bleh bleh uts was gross
Zoysite: least you ate it \(◇~◇)/
*star outro*
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STEVEN UNIVERSE TRUTH OR DARE
De TodoDare us anything will be accepted for any of the characters we have met so far