I was walking through the village of Phoenix drop, my curly dirty blonde hair blowing in the wind, when I see Aphmau and Garroth talking, I ship them so of course I hid behind a bush so I could listen in on the conversation
"S-s-so a-Aphmau w-would y-you like t-to m-meet me at the d-docks t-tomorrow" Garroth said
"Sure what time" Aphmau asked
"Around 7 if that's ok with you" Garroth said scratching the back of his neck
I had heard enough, I ran towards Lucinda's house and knocked in the door like 9 times
"What do you want Kitty" Lucinda asked leaning against the door frame
"I need an invisibility potion to last at least 2 hours, a sleep potion to last the same time, and a confidence potion to last at least 5 hours" I said quickly
"When does it need to be done" she asked
"Before tomorrow at 7, also to sleep and confidence potion need to be splash potions" I said
"Ok drop by at 6:30 and get the potions, and I'm not going to ask what they are for I don't want to know" she said walking back inside
Time skip to 6:30 tomorrow
I got to Lucinda's house and she was waiting outside the door "Here you go, use them however you want I don't care" se said
"Thanks" I said running off, I towards where Garroth was, he was just coming out of the guard tower with casual cloths on, taking out the confidence potion I threw it and it hit him
Garroth started towards Aphmau's house, laurance stepped out and tried to chase after Garroth, I then threw the sleep potion on him
And being the nice person I am I got Dante to help me carry him up to his bed, I ran down to the docks and saw Aphmau and Garroth sitting there
I drank the invisibility potion and stalked over, their conversation was long and boring so I pushed them both in the water
Leaning over the edge of the docks I put a hand behind each of their heads and pushed them closer until they were kissing
I took out my phone, sent the picture to my friend Lauren and told her to post it for me
I ran off towards the guard tower before laurance could wake up, and I was smiling like an idiot
When I got to laurance he had just woken up and my invisibility potion wore off, I leaned down and whispered into his ear "Garmau has happened" he started to freak out
I ran out of the tower screaming "Garmau4life, garmau has happened, garmau will live" not caring if people thought I was in idiot
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