Boyfriend Scenarios: Hetalia

Someone Flirts With Him

America

You two had decided to enjoy the nice weather by having a picnic in the park. As two set up the blanket, these two random chicks walk up to you guys.

"Hi we were wondering- OMG! You are so hot!" One cries as she basically tackles Alfred. The other girl soon follows suit. Now both are literally hanging off his arms.

"What's up?" He asks in a confused voice. They just giggle like school girls and begin chattering about how he should go to a club with them.

Now this really pissed you off. Eventually you tore them from Alfred and yelled,

"Don't flirt with my boyfriend you air-headed floozies!" This shocked them and made them turn, huffing, and heading off in some other direction complaining. After they left, Alfred hugged you and said,

"Thanks dudette, I might be good at beating bad guys up, but I can't really do that to a girl." He then sheepishly rubs the back of his head.

"No problem Alfie. Let's just get back to our picnic."

England

You two had decided to go out to a nice restaurant for dinner. While you two were talking, the waitress comes over. The second she sees your boyfriend, she immediately gives him all her attention.

"Now what can I get you handsome?" She asked seductively, batting her eyelashes. Arthur blushes and begins to speak but the waitress puts a finger to his lips.

"Shhh, don't worry, I'm always a pleaser." She says with a wink, causing Arthur to blush more while you become more and more infuriated.

Eventually, you get up from your seat and tap the waitress on the shoulder. Once she looks over, you say,

"Stop trying to seduce my boyfriend you whore. Or so help me, I'll give you a horrible curse." She looks at you and glares.

"This cutie needs a woman, not some ugly kid." This ticked you off. Arthur was quick to move away as you waved your hand in the air muttering something.

Suddenly, there was a poof. Once the smoke cleared up, all that stood there was a very ugly frog. With a triumphant smirk, you grab Iggy's arm and lead him out of the restaurant.

"T-Thanks love." He said, still blushing a bit. You just smiled.

China

You two were out at a market to buy ingredients for later. As you walked over to the vegetables section, this cute chick walks over and immediately begins fawning over your boyfriend.

"Kawaii~ You are so cute!" She said in this really annoying high pitched voice. Yao stood there rather embarrassed since she said it so loudly, causing surrounding people to stare.

"Ummm... Thank you, aru." He said, shyly. She just completely fangirled out and practically threw herself at him. She pressed herself up against him and said,

"Why don't you leave the ugly duckie, for this cute bunny instead~"

This really ticked you off. You grabbed a nearby tomato and smashed it into her face, causing her to fall to the ground. You then grabbed Yao's arm and said,