Boyfriend Scenarios: Hetalia

AHH! A Mummy!!!

A/N:  Ha, ha!  Got you all who thought that this next chapter would be you as a zombie.  Sorry to say but nope~

So this one is an off-shoot (meaning it doesn't follow some stuff in the other linear chapters).  Enjoy~

Also giving myself a 10/10 for the prologue.

Prologue

Somehow, you, a person who isn't in a relationship (at the time) or have a degree in archaeology, managed to go on an archaeological dig in a newly discovered pyramid in Egypt.

While exploring a dark, foreboding tunnel with several other archaeologists, you stumbled upon a chamber.  One of the guides raised his torch up, letting the light flood the chamber of someone who was obviously of great importance.

As you all looked around, your eyes were drawn to the very center of the room where a large sarcophagus lay.  One of the archaeologists stepped forward, examining the sarcophagus.

"This is going to be the find of the century!"  He exclaimed, getting cheers from the rest of you.  But you all stopped cheering when you heard something chilling.

Groan.

Creek.

You all exchanged glances before turning towards the sarcophagus, fear coursing through all of you as you all came to the same conclusion; that the lid of the sarcophagus was being opened, from the inside.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"  Everyone screamed, running out of the pyramid... everyone except you, who was too paralyzed in fear to run.

With horrified look on your face, you watched as the sarcophagus opened, what appeared to be a male mummy sitting up and turning to you, two gleaming undead eyes staring back at yours, and you couldn't help but think;

'Hey, he's not all too bad looking for a centuries old dead guy.'

And little did you know that moment would change your life forever, as you two went back to yours (and apparently his) home country and started a very unique relationship with each other.

So let's take a peek at what happens when you enter a relationship with a mummy.

America

You and Alfred were walking through a historical museum when you walked into an Egyptian exhibit.  While you were walking through the exhibit, you both heard a tour guide say the name of ancient pharaoh wrong.

"Um, tour dude,"  Alfred said, getting the guide's attention.  "You pronounced that pharaoh's name wrong."  Alfred said.  The guide glared at him.

"I did not, he is pharaoh [insert name because author can't think of one].  And he ruled right after Cleopatra herself."  He said, sounding like a snob.

"Actually, he ruled five centuries before Cleopatra did herself, and this guy,"  Alfred said, pointing to the mummy.  "Is actually way older."