Boyfriend Scenarios: Hetalia

When He Finds Out About Shipping

A/N:  Sorry for not updating much, first week back to school has been killer.  So, to make up for it, I thought it was time to this hilarious and funny favorite. So, let's see what he has to say about shipping~

Prologue

You received an anonymous email *cough*probablyHungary*cough* that includes pictures of something. Just as you are about to view them, someone comes over to you...

America

"Yo dudette, whatcha lookin' at?" Alfred asks as he pulls out a hamburger.

"Not sure, I just got this email and all it says is 'look at the pictures'." You answer. He slurps his drink and says,

"*slurp* open it *slurp*." So you did. 2 seconds later and-

"*spit, splutter* What the hell?! I would never - not ever with Iggy!" He then grabbed the laptop and scrolled through the rest.

"God! Kiku and Francis too! And- what the hell man?! My own brother!" After going through the rest and cough up the food he was trying to eat while scrolling, he eventually gave his alien friend Tony a call and left saying,

"Don't worry dudette! I, the HERO, will find the dastardly villain who dared to make these images!" And with that, he was off.

To you, the only thing that bothered you about this whole encounter was that he sprayed his drink all over your laptop. You just hope it can be fixed... and not so sticky either.

England

"Love, what's in the email?" Arthur asked, taking a sip of tea.

"Not sure, let's see." After opening it, you covered your mouth and stared at Arthur who was directly across from you. He raised an eyebrow.

"What's wrong love?" You just looked down at the screen and back to him, mouth still covered and not saying a word. This worried him so he got up and looked. What he saw made him so sick he actually threw up a bit.

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL! I WOULD NEVER WITH THAT DISGUSTING FROG!" He scrolled down more and grew even redder with what was a combination of rage and embarrassment.

"What wanker would ever picture me doing that with that wanker of a drunkard brother [aka Scotland]?!" Few more scrolls later.

"I SEE AMERICA AND CANADA AS MY BROTHERS - MAYBE EVEN SONS - BUT I WOULD NEVER DO - BLOODY HELL THEY EVEN PUT ANTONIO AND KIKU!" Needless to say, he was splitting furious and set out to find a curse to put on whoever sent or made these images.

When he finally left the room, you burst out in laughter over how funny his reaction was to this.

China

"Aiya! WHO WOULD EVER THINK I WOULD LET MYSELF BE TAKEN BY THAT SCARY RUSSIAN, ARU!!!!" Was all he said before fleeing into his plushie-pile, scared silly that Ivan was behind these.