Boyfriend Scenarios: Hetalia

What Did You Do?

A/N:  Okay, I know I said I would hold off on specials, but after not updating for 5 weeks (again), I think you guys deserve a special chapter guaranteed to make you laugh so hard, that you'll all forgive me for not being able to update.  Enjoy the special~

And yes, after this chapter I'll go back to the promise to do a few normal(ish) chapters; aka ones that we all love and are just fun to write.

PS.  If you search "hetalia prison" on Google and go to images, most of the pictures you get are:

A) America in an orange jumper

B) France & England in police uniforms (with and without America)

C) Canada trying to seduce either 1p or 2p America

D) 2p America trying to seduce 1p America

E) Plenty of smutty stuff

Requested by OopSkie

Prologue

You were at home, while your husband was supposed to be at a meeting. Note the words "supposed to be".

The question now running through your head after receiving a phone call is this;

"What the heck did he do to get himself in prison?"

A/N:  And I did do my research and most of these (except maybe 2) were all based on real reasons why real people were arrested.

America

"Alfred F. Jones," You said, watching him cower behind the bars separating you two.  "What the heck did you do to end up here behind bars?"  You asked in a deadly voice.

"I can explain-"

"Alfred," You said, your hand gripping the bar as Alfred scrambled to try and hide behind some of the other inmates (who were also wisely cowering in the corner of the room).  "You better have a good explanation~"  You said in a very, very sweet voice, making it all the more terrifying for Alfred.

"I, uh-"

"You have 30 seconds."  You said, the sweetest smile ever on your face.

"I promise it's good!"  He yelled, putting his arms up as the inmates cowered behind him.  He took a deep breath and continued.  "As I was driving I saw some chick arguing with this older guy who took her keys and then took her car-"

"20 seconds."

"And he drove off, leaving the chick looking lost so I drove after him, and maybe ran through a few red lights and hit a bush or two along the way and knocked some old dude over after I made a sign fall over-

"10 seconds."

"So eventually I managed to get in front of the car and he crashed into me and the guy popped out and so I punched him and knocked him out before the cops came and told me that he was that chick's dad who was getting the car that she stole from him back!"  He finished, panting, totally out of breath.