OH MY KRAKEN GUYS THIS BOOK GOT OVER 1 K VIEWS!!! THANK YOU GUYS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR THIS. IN RETURN, HERE IS A SPECIAL CHAPTER OF THIS SPECIAL MIRACLE!!!
Storyline goes like this
>random teleport thingy<
Celeste: Ow!
Alex(me): woah! It worked!
Kestrel:Who the hell are you?
Alex: oh... Hi! (Blushes)
Celeste: let's get away from this creep. (Slaps Alex)
Alex: Flew to outer space
>somewhere at a party<
Vox: playing Ultra super fire stuff I can't think description for this thingy songs.
Girl: You're handsome... Wanna go somewhere?
Vox: sorry... I'm married...
Girl: *heartbroken*
Adagio: where's Celeste?
The same girl: hey handsome~
Adagio: Sorry, I'm married too...
Girl: Dammit!
Taka: Da hell is this weird place?
The same stupid girl: Hey sexy looking foxy...
Taka: Sorry-
Girl: (super emotional breakdown)
Taka: and... No. (Walks away)
Meanwhile at a yelling contest (da hell is that?)
Announcer: Hel---lo ladies and gentleman! Today at this yelling contest we have...
Mr. Sean!
Sean: (bows)
Announcer: and...
Mr. Skaarf!
Skaarf: (purrs)
Girls: awwwwwwwww... HES SOOOOOOOOO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!
Announcer: and... Mr. Fortress!
Fortress: Uhh... Why am I here?
Me: WHY AM I HERE AGAIN?!? EYE IN THE EYE OF THE MIGHTY WIND!!!! RAIN! RAIN AND LIGHTING!!! TAKE! TAKE MY BODY IN THE OCE- (if anyone can comment what the song and the composer is, they will be featured in my next chapter!)
My friends: to hell with your ninety9lives.
Announcer: uhh... Anyways... Lets start with Mr. Sean!
Sean: (Yells)
Crowd: cover their ears.
Announcer: level of 25... That's very impressive! Next, Mr fortress!
Fortress: wait isn't Skaarf next?
Skaarf:😎
Fortress: (howls)
Crowd: cover their ears again
Announcer: very impressive indeed! A level of 30! Now, mr Skaarf, if you please...
Skaarf: (dragon breathe)
Crowd: (burning and dying)
Announcer: run! Run for your lives!
Sean: DA HELL SKAARF!?!?
Fortress: I'm bored.
Skaarf: so did I win?
Back at my house
Me: (flirting with Kestrel)
BlackFeather: (looking around the room, finds my Wattpad account and reads it) Huh... Interesting... WAIT WHAT!?
All of us: (jump)
Kestrel: what- what is it?
BlackFeather: (shows her the content)
Kestrel: (one shot one kill me)
BlackFeather: well that settles it. Want to go somewhere, my fair lady?
Kestrel: (blushes) sure!
At a dancing contest (I come up with the weirdest Bullsh!t)
Ozo: doing da 360 spins and flips.
People: Woah...
Ozo: Wada! (Tornado spin)
Crowd: (claps super hard)
Rona: YOU CALL THE DANCEING?!?! THIS IS HOW YOU DANCE YOU DUMB MONKEY!!! (Red mist the crowd)
Ozo: uhh... You sure that's dancing? I mean-
Rona: YES IM A VERY SURE THATS DANCING
Ozo: okay then... (Stares at dead bodies everywhere)
Meanwhile...
Krul: hey you!
Girl with a bag: wha?
Krul: ( dead man's rush) WAZO!
Girl: AHHHHHHHHH RAPEEEEEEE!!!!!
Krul: (stops) wait wha?
police: (starts shooting)
Krul:...
Police: (keeps shooting)
Krul... (Chuck his sword at them)
Police: RUNNNN FORRRRR URRRRRR LYFEEEEEEEE
Krul: hey, I'm cruel, and cool.
(At a dark alleyway)
Phinn: smoking his bubble pipe
Drug dealer: hey bro wann som weed?
Phinn: da hell?
Drug dealer: 100 bucks for a ounce...
Phinn: (Gripple)
Drug dealer: ( runs away)
Phinn: GET OVER HERE!!! (Force accord)
Scorpion: hey that's my line...
Glaive: (at Africa, looking for stuffz)
Guide: over here are the li- WAIT WHY DOES THAT ONE HAVE AN AXE?!
Tourist: *gasp*
Glaive: (bloodsong) TORNADOS MUTHA FUKAS
and that's how all tornados forms, screw science.
Catherine: why am I on his team 😭😭😭
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VainGlory: Birth of A Miracle
FanficNo spoilers, but this is a book about a character that does not exist whom take place in the halcyon fold. Love, war, and many others. Proceed at your own risk. ~COMPLETED~
