The Coffee Shop - LeafyIsHere X Reader

chapter 1 - the leafening

     authors note: please someone fucking tell leafy about this

>>NOTE THAT THIS IS A PARODY YOU DUMB CHODE<< 

You walked in the rains of Utah to the local coffee shop. It wasn't very fancy, but it always would do. Your combat boots of a (F/C) color pounded against the trashy pavement. I smelled a homeless man with an iPad and he smelled like Dunkin' Donuts chili. They have chili, right? RIGHT? While spacing out, you ran into a PEWDIEPIE just kidding a boy who looks like he's on shrooms and black tar heroin and stuff. He had brown, fuzzy, matted hair and a Soul Eater shirt. Weeaboo, you thought. "You're homeless, right? Take my money and don't buy Shrooms and Soul Eater shirts with it." You smiled and handed him a Benjamin because you are Bill Sally Gates the third. (If you looked it up to see if that was his real middle name you failed.) Smiley face. The "DUDE" looked at you with a confused and JackSepticEye face. Like by that I mean a terrified face.

     "Um, dude I'm nort homeless," the boi said with a Utahian accent. But he took the Benjamin anyway and went into the caffee shap. He then handed the cashier a Benjamin and bought one hundred caffees for you.