a/n: yo wattup boiz how u doin fam. updates are slow because i just don't really actually care. also just thought i'd mention that i find it very funny that since i changed the cover photo the story has gotten 2k+ views in about a week. wtf. yeah thanks for the votes and stuff!!!!!! as always this is a joke please do not take it seriously. check out the story The Good and The Baf (yes baf) by uglytoe
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you LEAPED out of your seat and ran to leffy. "no pls git owf of hiem!!!!!!!" you screamed, licking leafys salty eyes (??). a 14 year old boy with an "hitler i mean onision did nothing wrong" punched you in the face. you began to cry screamin "LEFFY PSL "
leafy saw this and it infuriated him. HE GREW INTO HIS REPTILIAN SELF IN FRONT OF OF HIS FANS. SOME WERE NEW AND DID NOT REALIZE LEAFY WAS ACTUALLY A REPTILIAN. they screamed and ran out of the tent. HeyWatchYourMouth helped you retrieve leafy. "dont get me wrong he's still a cunt" he said while laughing. gingerly.
"ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH MY GRILFROND?/??????/?/?////?????ONE1???/1/??? asked leafy"
"nah fam"
"boiz stap fightin ders pletny enuf 4 all of u jk fu nick i think thats your name i dont know help" said y/n
"dats my gangster grilfrond" said lefcyuff aesssssssssssssssssssssssssdsdddsdsss (my cat jumped on the keyboard im leaving that so :") )
"hey do you guys want to play overwatch"
"sure"
"no kys please i hate you"
*** later ***
you and leafy were about to get on the bus to go back to home?? like your actual home in utah not nevada you know?? you were happy until you felt a peculiar yet familiar feeling. cecil palmer. "Hello, interloper," said Cecil. leafy immediately slapped him and killed him bye
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The Coffee Shop - LeafyIsHere X Reader
Spiritualif you're reading this you're a sick fuck >DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE (NEVER)<< THIS IS A PARODY
