a/n: this chapter is out early because I'M GOING TO BALTIMORE.... AND THEN... ON THE 12th.... IT'SSS OTAKKKKOOOOOOON :))) i think. i dont really know. also this is kind of inspired by ricegum's vidcon story.
UPDATE: shit it's two days after otakon and school is tomorrow PROCRASTINATION
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leafy wanted to go to vidcon with you, so there you were. in the hotel lobby. surrounded by weeaboos and people who watch sex documentaries on youtube and jack off to them. the usual crowd. all was good. leafy was signing people's reptilian webs (which they obtained through a seance in which they summoned cthulhu) and foreheads. some of their foreheads were large like brendon urie's- large enough to land a plane on. leafy's hand was on fire after a bit, and while he was trying to put out the sick fire, a woman cut to the front of the line.
"EXCUSE ME YOUNG MAN AND YOUNG LADY, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU IN PRIVATE," she said, scratching her wenis (elbow.)
"uh *SWAT* dude *SWAT we're kind of uh *SWAT* in the middle of so*SWAT*mething, how about later?" leafy said while constantly swatting at the fire on his hand, starting another fire on his body each time. the woman did not listen, but instead pulled him away to a forgetten corner of the lobby, and you simply followed. she dragged leafy away to a random van, then shutting the doors immediately and screaming, "MARCUS! MARTINUS! STEP ON ITTTT BOIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
to be unfortunately continued
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