a/n: i was going to write a fourth of july special but im going to otakon (in baltimore omg) and pennyslvania soon so i need to save money for those trips so yeah thats what i've been doing ;)
ALSO if you want your super kawaii desu desu oc in this comment u know boi ;))
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leafy had some HARDCORE JAMS (deadmau5) playing on the stereo boi. you were playing overwatch and kicking his reptilian anus at it. you were playing as (insert any overwatch character that isnt tracer because tracer is gay also toriel is not an overwatch character also tbh i really like widowmaker where is this going) eventually leafy gave up and threw his controller into the wall and hit someone in the hotel room next door. they died.
"hey calvin i found this cool original not mainstream or popular app called pokemon go"
"whats it about"
"pokemon going"
"i----. f----. die please" said calvin.
the both of you downloaded it. it was about 3am and you were sitting in your car near the outskirts of utah, almost in nevada. (read the following in a russian accent thanks) "CALVIN LOOK! DRIVE YOU LITTLE BEACH THAT PERSON IN THE CAR AHEAD OF US IS PLAYING POKEMON GO TOO"
you and calvin followed them until they reached "bed bath and beyond". you and calvin LEAPED out of the car and went to where the car was parked. calvin knocked on the window of their car. "hey beautiful how much for a good time"
"wait what"
it turns out hookers now use pokemon go to lure in customers according to leffy
you killed him end of fanfiction bye
can i please end this cancerous fanfiction
just kidding i need to spread cancer to the boys and girls of earth
or pansexuals
which means you're a pan and you like other pans
i think
or transgenders or
otherkin
wait
i
bye
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