a/n: WHAT BETTER TO CELEBRATE ALMOST-SUMMER THAN TO WRITE A NEW CHAP? ALMOST SUMMER BECAUSE MY STATE GETS A VERY BAD REPUTATION!!!!!!! everyone thinks we;re gay hillbillies and rednecks (this is my internet self i guess im fairly smart?) so we get like an extra 2 weeks of school. 1 and a half day left of school!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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leafy and you were getting your meaty reptilian thighs burned by the angry 12 year olds. you had been burning for about 1 hour straight. the 12 year olds posted this on music.ly or whatever along wit hthe song "we didnt start the fire" by billy joel (mainly because they heard "you cant fight the homestuck", which is to the tune of that, plus it was more than ironic). leafy lifted up his hot face and said, "i think i'm having..."
"a baby? AGAIN???????????????????" you asked
"fuck no, a..."
"panic attacks?"
"goddamnit no.... i think im having... A REPTILE DYSFUNCTION..."
"fuck you"
*many hours of burning later*
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you and leafy were running like you stole donald trump's toupee. you see, about 5 minutes earlier, you were being burned. but now you're not. because you killed the source, the leader of it all. the dictators.
marcus and martinus.
imagine those names in an anne frank diary.
those names are feared by many. not to mention their twincest "act".
for example:
"i remember that one time you were fucking me over a piano"
"well you did hit all of the write notes"
(-jokingpenguin abridged ouran high host club kaoru and hikaru 2015?)
you killed their black homeless rapist as well, weakening their powers so you could do the deed easier. no not rape them. like kill them, i mean.
tbc haha this chapters short bc its late bye
-o shit waddup
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