too busy watch red vs blue and listening to welcome to night vale to give a shite about this story. but here you go.
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TRIGGER WARNING? whatever lol you're obviously from tumblr or reddit kys
leafy's precious eyes!!!!!! toby was trying to gouge them out with a gnome (keemstar). you immediately activated your super kawaii sugoi desu ne neko tenshi (very amazing cute cat angel idk im not a weeb) powers/ super sayan-ness and tried punching toby in the butthole. toby grinned because you pretty much were fisting him.
"you're just an ewwy perv. git owf1!!" you screemeed at tobuscus licked ur ear.. (OMG SO HAWT UIVUVUUVUV UWU SMOL MEME UVU DESU NE KAWAII jk fuck you)
toby had both of you trapped. he brrrethed against ur HAWT neck and you died. "wtf no y/n dont die on me bebe i lov u. think about pyro, our beloved child that we love... (thanks whoever for that idea)... don die beach" you didn't die. keemstar, who was also being raped, applied aloe vera to your neck. which saved you. from dying. keemstar got super angree that u were with leafy. he pulled a mic out of his butt and said "WHAT IS UP DRAMA ALERT NATION, IM YOUR HOST KILLER KEEMSTAR,,,, LET'S GET ROIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS! Y/N is with Leafy, and this, quite frankly, is unacceptable. Everyone attack Leafy and (your youtube channel name here)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in other news tobuscus is dead". you and leafy gasped. you looked up, toby was dead. he had lethal popsicles in his ear.
"WOOOOOOOOHOOO" you said. gingerly.
tbc
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