a/n: this music video is so screwed up but i love it omg and the song is gr8 boi
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you and leafy had decided to go out on a SEXY date and basically he just took you through the mcdonalds drive through. "uh yea for the girl i'll have a mcpeni- I MEAN SMALL FRY AND A MCSALAD OR I DON'T- JUST GET MY COLEMAN GRILL SOMETHING" said leafy, calmly and gently.
"uh sir we are having technical difficulties, you'll have to come inside to order" said the un-college graduate
"how are you taking to me then you dumb chode" leafy snorted and ran over the talky-thingy with his Pagani Huayra or whatever, not caring about the huge dent now in the front of it. he was making tons of money from his gay reptilian aesthetic pansexual weeaboos (fans). "fine, y/n you just wait here in the parking lot. i'll go get our food SWEETCHEEKS".
and so you sat. across the street, you could see cecil palmer eating arby's with carlos. cecil shot you a glare. he used telepathy to say, "what an asshole! who even eats mcdonalds!" and you cried.
however, you did not realize you were also being watched by a certain isi-- i mean arab man thing from across the parking lot. "roll the cameras, boys" said the isi-sssssssssssssssss-----------------nake man........ i can explain i swear
the man known as fousey ran across the parking lot to leafy's car. he hijacked it and drove away with you in it. "ITS JUST A PRANK BRO" he screamed in your ear
meanwhile, leafy came out with all of the food. "y/n"
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The Coffee Shop - LeafyIsHere X Reader
Spiritualif you're reading this you're a sick fuck >DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE (NEVER)<< THIS IS A PARODY
