^ that means let it go in spanish :) i was running in the field next to my house and i have shin splints okay and I FELL ON THE LEG THAT HAS SHIN SPLINTS AND I CAN BARELY WALK AND WE HAVE TRACK TOMORROW AND HELP (say a prayyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeer foooooor peeeeeeeeeeace.) and stop leaving comments like "this is cancer" do you think i dont know that?????????????????????????????? its my plan to give you cancer
LOOK AT HIS CHEEKBONES IM DONE
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TRIGGER WARNIN!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111
so you were watching your favorite tv show (insert shitty benedict cumberbatch cheekbone joke here because you know, sherlock) or whatever and BAM your electricity turned off. you and leafy were in bates motel wtf i mean just a random motel in the GOOL OL UTAHIAN TOWN. you felt around for leafys tail and couldn't find it "NORMA BATES I SWEAR TO KEEMSTAR ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH LEAFY" jk that didnt happen sorry too much sherlock & bates motel. here's what actually happened:
you couldn't find leafy. wtf. you felt around for his tail. you began to panic and head for 221B BAKER STREET im sor ry no bye. you went to keemstar's house and he immediately screamed "WHAT IS UP DRAMAALERT NATION, THIS IS YOUR HOST, KILLER KEEEEEEEMSTAR, LETS GET ROIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS." he announced everything that happened to leafy. the news began to spread and eventually everyone was searching for leafy.
it was night, you were back at BATES MOTEL and were watching your favorite youtubers on of course, youtube. you checked tobuscus' channel and there was a new video. it had no likes, strange, you thought. you watched it. "audience, i have a confession to make. i have leafyishere in my basement i drugged him everyone." (seriously that is so fucking stupid i love tobuscus KYS APRIL jk but really)
to be continued!!!!!!!! (sorry i havent updated in a while, im dying literally)
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