if my tumblr blog (which is a joke like my life tbh) brought you here, you need mental help. or just call the 800 suicide assistance number. also thanks for all of the wonderful comments i love you guys but you need help. ps if this chapter seems terrible it's because wattpad fucking deleted it and i had to start all over again.
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it was a cold, utahian night. "wtf.." you mouthed as an empty spayc rite next to you grabbed your attention by sticking its frosty fingers up your buttey holey. basically i mean leffy wasnt there. you saw lizard blood and scremmed. someone took leffy is beffy! and possibly crucified him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you took yo motherfuckin boots, and you motherfuckin put the motherfuckin {f/c} boots on. you followed the trail of hot, lizardy blood (hot, choclety milk) into the kitchen. BAMMY WOW IAN FROM SMOSH POPPED OUT AND STARTED SAYING "TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION (copyright, trademark symbol)". BAMMY WOWOWOW ALAS IAN COULD NOT CONTINUE BECAUSE OF COPYRIGHT AND THE AUTHOR - YOURS TRULY, MARIAH- WAS TOO LAZY WHAT A SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus you hit him with your lizard tail. you had a tail because you and leafy had a mating ritual that gave you a tail.
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Spiritualif you're reading this you're a sick fuck >DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE (NEVER)<< THIS IS A PARODY
