A/N: follow this dumb cunt |OldWorldGold . that abortion clinic failure is my brother. thanks. he also gave the idea for this part.
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(IF YOU ALREADY LIVE IN HAWAII, KYS, ALSO TRIGGER WARNING)
No, really. This is serious. I'm seriously writing this seriously. Seriously? Seriously. You and Calvin-kun-sama decided to go on a peaceful, relaxing Hawaiian trip. You already knew you'd be majorly suffering from jet lag, which was always a guarantee unfortunately. You looked over at Calvin's exhausted face. Both you and Calvin decided to stay up the whole night so you could sleep on the plane. However, turbulence had you flopping everywhere. "Do you think I could scream Allahu Akbar ironically and everyone would laugh?" He asked, letting out a muffled giggle (GFUCINGGGDMMTI I HATE THAT WORD).
"Oh hell yea, dude," you said, smiling as a strange man dressed in black pushed through the aisles. "Not suspicious in the slightest, ayy? THAT SON OF A TAINT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE HE'S ISIS," you whispered into Leafy's ear, covering your mouth to stifle a laugh. Shortly after you said that, there were several foreign-sounding screams from the cockpit (stfu). You looked at Calvin, surprised and somewhat alarmed. "Wanna take what I said into consideration?" You smirked slightly, before looking out the plane window. You saw what looked like New York! The plane was going way too fast, and it was pulling down as well. It was almost difficult to breathe. You saw matching towers. "That's a nice decoration," you said, pointing at the Twin Towers.
Suddenly, the plane took a turn and crashed right into the towers. "GODFDAUCKING DMAIT EVERY WEEK"
im not sorry
also
bush did 9/11 bye
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