a/n: team valor for the win bye
"SHHHHHHHH, THERE'S A POKEMANS," you held your finger against leafy's reptilian lips.
"you're the only one talki-"
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY TOASTY WAFFLE, IT'LL ALL BE BE OVER SOON," you said, throwing another pokeball at the pidgey. you missed mainly because you were a dumb chode. and drunk. well, by i drunk i mean the usual.
about 50 great balls later, you finally caught the thing, posting on facebook about how you caught the rarest pokemon ever. which was a pidgey. "(your pokemon team here) FOR THE WIN HELL YEA DUDE" you screamed, having every single nerd in your area stare at you if they weren't on your team.
"HEY, F*CK YOU YOU LITTLE B*TCH" said a big buff black man with a youtube shirt.
"WHO ARE YOU EVEN WHAT???" you and leafy said in unison.
"I'M YOUTUBE. YOU'RE GETTIN YO ASS AGE RESTRICTED." said youtube.
"BUT YOU LITERALLY JUST -"
"IS THAT AVOIDING A BAN, YOUNG LADY? SORRY, WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS? ANYWAY, YOU'RE SHOWING SKIN YOU DUMB HO" said big black man i mean youtube. "AND YOU," he turned to leafy, "YOU HAVE BEEN MAKING SOME MEAN RANTS ON PEOPLE YOUNG LADY. I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED. YOU'RE GETTING BANNED. AND GUESS WHAT, IF YOU TRY TO MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT I WILL SWAT U BOI"
"ok" said leafy.
"IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, YOUNG LADY? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, FINE. WE WILL HAVE A DEATH BATTLE."
"i didn't ask for a death ba-"
"BRING IT ON"
tbc
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