You blushed and looked like a tomato. You drink all 99 of your coffees? And then you thanked the kind man by kissing him. French kissing him :). But you knew it was okay because it was how you greeted people DOWN IN UTAH. Because out there it was kiss or be homeless and a PewDiePie. He blushed and kissed you back. "U-Um, thanks."
"It was your money." He said in that SEXY UTAHIAN ACCENT.
"We'll bang ok" "ok he replied" then u went back to leafys home and banged while he was playing cs:go and making a video :) "hey WHATS up guys its ya boy leafy ps (y/n) im gonna-" bam bam bam bam u had little lizard bebes. they were crawling on the walls and eating leafys gaming setup. "o no y/n get the lizards off of my setup yo!!!!!!!!!!!!1111" he screeched and cried and rocked in his chair and then he talked into his mic saying "srry this video is a bit different guys winky face k thanks bye like this if u want lizard bebes"
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