The Coffee Shop - LeafyIsHere X Reader

I GOT U FAM

a/n: went to the gr8 wolf lodge with uglytoe im exhausted first time i actually slept into 11:00

also DID YOU KNOW PEOPLE PUT LEMON JUICE IN THEIR PANCAKES???????????????????????????

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you were waiting for the bus. it was  headed for the circus. it began to pour down the rain. a strange man with tentacles, moving tattoos, and a third eye appeared behind you. you know you've heard him somewhere before. he hasn't yet spoken. he opens his mouth. "hhhhhhhhh" he breathed in. "WAITIN FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN IN THE RAIN WAIT WAITIN FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN" "WAITIN FOR THE BUS THE BUS IS LATE WHERE THE BUS GO WHERE THE BUS AT----" the both of you literally sang for the rest of your time waiting for the bus. "every tuesday" you mumbled, getting on the bus followed by the man you recognized as cecil palmer. he sat next to you. you wondered if leafy would get mad if he found out. 

you arrived at the circus. a large green and white striped tent was erected (stfu) in the middle of the circus grounds ( ;;;;) ). you knew leafy was in there. it had a certain positive vibe radiating from it. also it just had a giant sign that read "REPTILIAN FROM UTAH! ULTRA RARE MUST SEE WOW!" in neon green letters. you rushed to the tent, leaving a suspiciously 2 legged cecil behind. did he really have 2 legs? nobody has two legs after the limbs-in-cars scandal. what was he hiding? did anything make sense? 

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you sat down on bench, the front row seat. -s. "and now for the reptilian lord". a strange science-y looking man with perfect hair said. you gasped. it was definitely leafy, but in his rare reptilian form. you waved frantically at him. he noticed you and used telepathy. he got your ideas instantly. he turned into his human form, getting out his camera. "hey WHATS up guys its your dat boi leafy here im being kidnapped please send an angry mob" said leafy, clicking the automatic upload button. instantly, a riot barged in through the doors. people- bad people - came and tried to take leafy back into an underground pit. how did you know? you simply knew. 

tbc