A/N: hey yo what up guys just deep throating a lollipop that i found on a slide on my park's slide that's probably laced with lsd or something but hey. and for those of you who think i'm a retard, you'd be right but I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I WON THE WRITING COMPETITION STATEWIDE 5 TIMES EXCUSE ME i can be serious sometimes you know fam. also i love how the a/n is longer than the actual story
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trigger warning i dont know tumblr (cancer) words
you immediately barged into toby's house along with about 70 other savage tumblr girls who've been raped (as if anyone would want to). the basement door had a sign that read "calvin inside git out!111" one of the savage tumblr girls reached for the door handle, only to be stopped by a dog (who has been raped) who bit her hand off.
she screamed, and grabbed the collar of the dog with her good hand that wasn't twitching on the floor. the dogs collar flew off and hit you in the face. the tag on it read "gryphon (ps i've been raped toby is secretly whitney wisconsin!)". you gasped, got the poor puppy off of the floor, and threw the tumblr girl out the window. you barged into the basement, locking the other girls outside. "leffy get the FCK out here im lazy af tbh" tobuscus was the first one to meet your eyes, however.
toby had an apple in leafy's mouth and was roasting him over a fire.... while tickling his webbed feet. leafy was attempting to scream like a KAWAIIDESUNEECHANNNNKUNCATFACESENPAIDESUBAKANE anime girl.
to be continued.
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Spiritualif you're reading this you're a sick fuck >DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE (NEVER)<< THIS IS A PARODY
