"yo leafy get yo ass off of cs:go we goin on a date for our 6 day anniversary." you said. he didnt budge. "GET YO ASS OFF CS:GO OR ELSE IM TAKING AWAY YOUR EATING PRIVILEGE." he finally spun around in his spinney whinney chair thing.
"you're such a damn gangster's wife, y/n. das why i love you." you stuck up your slimy webbed reptilian middle finger at him. but den u kissed him because of his irresistible reptilian lips.
later, after listening to ten billion anonymuz songs in leafy's lamborghini, you exited to the fanciest toilet i mean restaurant ever. you walked into the glamorous toilet and got seated at a shiny golden shitter i mean table. it was spray paint. nice, you thought. you ordered salad with a side of cheetos. not the puffy kind those are gross. it was a truly happy night. that is, until...
"move out of the way you assholes. i can curse you." mrblackdarkness666 himself. his girlfriend matty(-erina because i dont want to be sued) b carried a large stereo that was playing a mashup of his raps and "crawling in my crawl". {no, not crawling in my skin, crawling in my crawl. look it up.}
tbc because im watching a borderlands cosplay remix by beatdownboogie B) shoutout to you nerds sharing with your friends, or even if you just come back to read this shit each time a new chapter comes out.
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