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Natasha: I cannot BELIEVE how drunk all of you were last night

Minus Steve

Sorta

Tony: naw

Natasha: Tony

You ripped off your pants and shirt and ran around in nothing but arc reactor underwear

You were drunk, okay?

Tony: NO

Natasha: YES

Tony: NO

JUST STARK NAKED

Steve: Oh my word, please, no...

Natasha: Hey, you just kinda sat there and muttered about rainchecks and dances and toes while Bucky played frisbee.

With your shield.

Bucky: Oh...

Natasha: Bruce passed out after two.

Bruce: Shut up, Tasha

Natasha: Clint destroyed you all at darts

And then built a nest out of Tony's clothes

Clint: THAT DID NOT HAPPEN DO YOU UNDERSTAND

Natasha: And Thor... well...

Thor: WHAT DOTH THE FOX SAY?!

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