The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!

~How Doth One Describeth~

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Thor: FRIENDS

I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE

Steve: What's wrong, Thor?

Thor: HOW DOTH I DESCRIBETH THE AVENGERS AND COMPANY

Tony: wha

Thor: I HATH BEEN TASKED WITH INSCRIBING THE GREAT DEEDS OF THE AVENGERS INTO THE STORY BOOKS, SO THAT ALL OF THE ASGARDIANS MAY KNOWETH OF YOUR GREATNESS.

BY ORDER OF THE ALLFATHER.

Clint: wha

Natasha: Can you just talk normally, please?

Thor: NAY, I MUST USETH THE VOICE OF THE ROYAL "WE"

Tony: PIETRO STOP SHOWING THOR MY LITTLE PONY

Bruce: Wait... Tony has a pony?

Tony: NO

FFS

SHUT UP

DONT BE STUPID

JFC DO I LOOK LIKE A BRONY TO YOU

Pietro: yesyoureallydomaybeyoushouldgolookinamirroryounarcissisticlittlecandywrapper

Wanda: Can someone please translate what the viking said

Loki: He says he's writing about all of your screwups and how you fixed them before the world could end, so that Asgard and the seven other Realms can read about them when you're all dead.

Bucky: wtf my long haired bro

Loki: Oh, yes, and "Daddy said so."

Thor: AYE

Tony: think clean thoughts

Vision: So, Thor, you wish to describe each of the Avengers?

Bruce: Maybe we should have like, a three word limit? Tony is a bit of a narcissistic candy wrapper.

Clint: tru

Natasha: true

Wanda: True

Pietro: T R U E

Tony: HEY

EVERYPONY SHUT UP AND STOP CALLING ME THAT

Steve: Okay, so a three word limit. Who goes first?

Tony: ME OFC

Steve: You really are a narcissistic candy wrapper.

Bucky: AT LEAST HE'S NOT A CANDY RAPPER

Thor: TO DESCRIBE THE MAN OF IRON, LET US PICK HIS THREE CLOSEST FRIENDS TO CHOOSE A WORD EACH

Tony: oh

oi jarvis can i get a rhodeybear in here

oh

uhm